Bitter but optimistic

Meant to reply the other night BB. That was a Barossa induced spelling error. However, I do answer to graceful and elegant.

My mistake clit - I was unclear. I wanted to know whether it was drinking well now or needed another one or two years. Re gargling etc. I tasted a couple recently that I would clean my teeth with.

Don't be such a doubting Gepetto. Anyway sveldt is a relative term.

Things progress at a cracking rate when you're hand feeding.

Have you gargled one of them recently Clint? Another year or two perhaps?

Cheap [censored]. Anyway gotta go - oven timer just went ding ding.

What the hell is wrong with you Clint? The best reds are from the Barossa. She's ready to eat out of my hand Moonie!

BTW. For all you trolls and ignorami (eg Moonshadow) that obviously know little of the world of a gourmet like myself I am presently cooking a romantic meal for myself and my beloved - freekah pilaf.

Have you no pride in your appearance Jizza? How can a fat balding bloke expect to pull sheillas?

Correct OD but in moderate portions. BTW my form in the gym is progressing admirably. I am becoming quite sveldt.

No doubt you will also leave this mortal coil with your falafel in hand.

I'm over the breakfast menu discussion. Bananas, fruit ...... muesli FFS! You blokes need to get onto a real Aussie mans breakfast. Tomatoes on toast - with cheese of course and lots of pepper. It's made me the man I am.

Ha Ha you're right and, sadly, I'm probably even further away from it than you!

They both have big heads!

Moneider is a trouble making troll. Fairly obvious - I would have thought.

Indeed he did. It is for spineless wretches who cannot face the harsh world of reality but skulk in the cyber world and thus are able to think that their pitiful existences have some worth.

Now I'm interested Jizz. Who are " the lowest of the low"?

Couldn't resist a quick look after polishing the ivories and found this gem. My nomination for meaningless and irrelevant post of the year. Stick to colouring in mate. Trying to write sense is beyond you.

Boring!!! ZZZZZZ zzzzzzzzzzzzzz zzzzzzzzzzzzz zzzzz zzzz. I'm going to bed

I hope you overstretch yourself while masturbating.

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Well, it wasn't technically a deflowering. The missing wine was a stronger case (albeit circumstantial ) against me.

i have always carried out CSO' s with pride and aplomb.

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