Bitter but optimistic

Well Col it's all a matter of perspective - ie whether you're the flogger or the flogee!

So???

You're behind the times faulty!! Stu and I are mates. In fact Stu will be taking me to Bible Class tomorrow morning.

[censored] me!! That used to be one tough pub! I got a hiding there about 40 years ago for refusing to buy a ticket in the raffle!

You maybe able to travel in the Merc special!

Anyway it's about time for my old drinking mate Stuie to weigh in about derailing threads!

Certainly special ........ it's the thought that counts. FMD!!

Bit short of funds currently Special - my recent trip to Asia had some unexpected consequences. Perhaps if you could advance me a few dollars we could consider next year?

Tell her she will get a jolly good flogging if she doesn't hand it over!

Are we the only side that Essendrug beat this year? Just sayin!!

Crikey things are quiet on d'land! I suppose it will heat up later but that maybe too late for me. I started my pre match routine a tad early and am already into the red (Jaded take note). As a result I am incapable of going and getting takeaway. As a further result the squeeze is even more [censored] off and a home cooked meal seems highly unlikely. I'll go down to the barn and watch the footy with the lads.

What a wonderful clip Col! Most uplifting!

Start with a few beers Jaded and build toward the red. If ( unlike myself on far too many occasions) you are still conscious for the second half you can begin frenzied red drinking - either in celebration or abject sadness.

As you know dc, I would help you out - were it possible. However, due to the abovementioned "reversals" any sort of requests (from conjugal downward) are .... off the table as it were.

As a kid I used to watch Mr. Ed just to perv on Wilbur's missus. BTW. I'm sure you will all be saddened to hear that I have suffered a number of financial reversals since returning from OS and currently find myself a little short of the aarrh "reddies". So if any rich lawyers or such would care to help out please send your donations to Uncle Bitter C/- "The Manor" Romsey. A case of Pinot from anyone in a position to provide that would also be most welcome. BTW 2. I was watching the lovely Jane Bunns last night and she pointed out that it last snowed in Borewood in 1951! Apparently there is a likelihood of a repeat performance in the coming week. If that is the case dc will need a couple of grey rinsers to keep the blood flowing. I also have unconfirmed reports that Biffen may currently be snowed in at his establishment that is not a million miles from Ballarat! His hydroponic horticultural pursuits are also taking a beating from the cold spell.

Don't worry Ethan it's in the bag!! I'm confident on this one and I'm sure you will relish the opportunity of being boorish, uncouth, unsporting and foul mouthed toward your fellow employees.

[censored] him!

And then you can gnaw mine off!!

Bwahaha Bwahaha Bwahaha!!!! A Question. What is the relationship between drug [censored] and memory? The word fragment is appropriate I must admit. Can you remember what drug you sniffed, injected , smoked or rubbed in ....let's say ...yesterday Biffin?

Actually I was trying to ignore the "conversation" while exchanging embarrassed smiles with nearby members who were offended by your ( and your Greeny mate's) vulgar and loutish behaviour.

It wasn't entirely by choice Choke and, BTW they don't come much lower.

I went to the game on Sunday (in poor company it must be said) but have haven't felt like posting until now. I'm "Bitter and disappointed" . Talk about snatching defeat from the jaws of victory! I actually feel worse about this loss than the Essendrug fiasco. Why?? Here was the moment to show we were a fair dinkum improver and a threat to anyone! The moment was lost because we stayed in the sheds for an extra 10 minutes at half time. I would have thrown myself in front of a herd of stomping alpacas were it not for a couple of highlights. ie Jeffy's return and the absolute excitement of Josh Hunt bravely taking the game on. Unfortunately though I'm over being titillated by moments of joy and the promise of improvement - I want [censored] success!!

A big game from Tom McDonald would go a long way to getting us home. As well as the mids pushing back so our rice paper defence gets a little help. Indeed RTG. Tex has always been a problem for us and keeping him under control would be a large step towards an upset. I guess Jetta will look after Eddie but I would love to see Hunt switch on the turbo and run him down at some stage

I would suggest something more powerful than flour.

Yes a powerful team is building on the cross benches. The joys and wonders of our democratic system!!