Bitter but optimistic

Where's Jane 02. She finds thighs disturbing.

Yeah! Take one for the team Song!

Disturbing.

FMD! F l o g's inane kindergarten humour is about to do me in!!

Like Jizza's dishes!

I think it was also worthy of " and a sharp blow to the testicles".

That appears to be a discriminatory reference to flaggelators (sic) Gnasher. Is such language permitted under the Dland Code of Conduct?

And then ............. along comes Moonie!!! Adding what to the conversation ........?

That's for certain Chook!!!

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Good thread P-man. A cross section of Dland [censored] have posted and basically made no sense. Good stuff!

"After hours and feeling that impending mix of sadness and anger? Retreat to our Self Flagellation Room (proudly sponsored by BBO)." I don't mind supplying the equipment (and technical advice if required) but I want everything cleaned up before it is returned.

Anyway, toodle pip lads and ladies. I have prepared a sumptuous dinner, have plenty of (cheap) wine and "The Royal Budapest Hotel" on DVD. Enough of you trolls, a romantic evening awaits.

Biff, you need either a gun or a fast escape plan. Did you not explain the perils associated with your lifestyle to the relevant authorities?

Keep this between you and I dc but the lads consider dairy farmers a bit vulgar and callow. They prefer the more genteel folk of Romsey.

Maybe but ... he gets a lot of sex.

The more I read your posts, the more impressive you loom jizza. I think it's time you started to spend more time in polite society. Daisycutter's your man. He has innumerable contacts and could help you unleash your potential.

Yes I can picture jizza strutting about in the moleskins and handmade RM Williams boots. Complete with stetson made from tanned udders of course. Must bring a tear to the poddy calves eyes.

You are obviously very house proud jizz - good on you!

Jesus jizza, I didn't realise you were so sophisticated!

What about Vic Morrow in "Combat". The guy had a gun that never ran out of bullets.

Watched it in B+W with the family. It's up there with Rawhide and Wagon Train (and many others of that era) Simpler world. AND ... Melbourne were a powerhouse footy team

Is OD in need of a re-tread?

Crabs are more your speciality Biff?

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