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Bitter but optimistic

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Everything posted by Bitter but optimistic

  1. Lord Jizza an integral cog among the social elite of Peach Forest! Bwahaha Bwahahah! I suppose formal attire is when you don the cut down gumboots?
  2. I presume it's a non talk version Fl og. You just look at the pictures.
  3. Of course my airs and graces are fancy. And I don't get nearly enough.
  4. So it comes to this!! dc highlights dyslexia but ,curiously, makes no mention of dementia, which he relies upon to fulfill his disgusting shagging needs! Hypo bloody crite! PS And don't think I've finished with you either Moonie.
  5. Well put Sir! Biffen continually attempts to rise above his his level of usefulness . Pathetic really. He is a pimp and should be happy with that station. Why do these fellows think they can rise above their prescribed lot? Moonshadow is another example. We should simply ignore these Buffoons . We are too generous.
  6. Look at the post above and call me a "heartless intellectual snob."
  7. What a bunch of unfunny ignorami! Why do louts continually poke fun at their social and intellectual superiors? Just give it to the simpletons - aka Fl og and Jizz.
  8. Speaking of Princesses - right on cue!
  9. Doubt it Mable - there are any number of princesses her on Dland. For example,Jizza is a bit of a princess (albeit in a cowshite gown). I was going to extend the joke to queens but ...... nah .. I'll leave it go.
  10. And if it keeps up it'll start me crying!
  11. Yes but despite all that, we still give the proles their rightful thrashings!
  12. Best to take the gloves off before going to bed Jizz.
  13. What about Jizzo?
  14. Loved Groucho but he was the opiate of the masses.
  15. ... but the smartest!
  16. This thread displays the profundity of Groucho's famous offering. Which was something like - "I wouldn't be a member of a club that would have me as a member of the club".
  17. What? The tainted art of the gigolo?
  18. “Politicians are like warts on the body of society. And the only thing worse than warts are lawyers and lobbyists.
” ― Jarod Kintz, Who Moved My Choose?: An Amazing Way to Deal With Change by Deciding to Let Indecision Into Your Life Any lobbyists on Dland ?
  19. I cannot understand what all the above fuss is about. Nothing the teacher said or did seems untoward or unusual.
  20. Do you ask her to talk dirty to you Fl og?
  21. That might be a writ of habeus Musa sapientum fixa .
  22. Actually that's pretty funny ....... for you Fl og!
  23. I'm waiting for Biffen's fabrication before saying anything else on this matter.

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