Bitter but optimistic

OK ... we'll get an authority ... a real old bastard. Where's OD?

56!!! I'm claiming seniority. No way they were wooden .... had to be cork. Did you start drinking at an early age bb?

Well he does a trick or two .... especially at the Tennis Club and Dinner Dances.

They were cork surely? How the [censored] old are you bb?

Don't give dc (and Borewood) illusions of grandeur R and B.

Do they allow Pizza shops in Borewood dc?

Only you could make such a sacrilegious comment Biffen. I hope a Mosque is built next to the Gat.

Fair question Moon. However, I also have concerns - who could possibly choose the view between my legs ..... although there was a trombonist .. sadly deceased - but I'll not go into that.

Love the hate bb!! Well done!!

If this kid has Murray Weideman's mongrel in him and some ability , I'd pick him up.

A very hurtful and I must point out, inaccurate slander against my good name. For a start, I no longer do idolatry. I suppose you could replace that with drunkenness and I'm usually , sometimes .... skip honesty for the moment. But if I was totally honest, I'd say add gluttony and of course lust. Then there is avarice, indolence and is incontinence sinful? Best I stop now.

BTW. Where is the Snitch? Gone to ground?

Just heard from Bifffen. Well he wanted money actually. Seems he has rent problems at the Gat. He has done poorly on the punt.

Is this a recurring nightmare? The Fl og back? Surely not .... what sins have I committed?

BTW. You all may have noted silence from Dland's biggest pervert - Biffen. I have made a number of unsuccessful attempts to contact him of late. I even visited The Gat and was so warmly welcomed Iactually forgot my purpose. However, Biffen has gone missing. Probably doesn't matter in the scheme of things but "The Lads" are interested. So if anyone hears anything please post.

RL I think you finally have taken a grip on yourself eeer your life. The hours you have spent studying the more complex issues of life on Redtube have clearly paid off. You are now a free spirit. However, as a kindred spirit, I must warn you that "the wind blowing between BBO's legs" has, in itself, some of the unpleasant realities of life attached to it.

His old man was a tough bastard. If that carried through the genes I'd take him for his mongrel value.

OK. If he is with us - I am with him.

Is he likely to be able to play football ?

You are clearly into the Band D scene OD. I've not seen you at the clubs but the the mantra is correct. You are the master ... stroke ... You are the master .... stroke. God I love being a pervert!! I reckon the Snitch does this too but wont fess up!

Joel Smith??? I know i'm not often in touch but ... FMD .... who the [censored] is this?

Well you can get plenty of advice from your fellow dlanders. For example dc would be an expert on Granny porn. Biffen's knowledge of depravity is encyclopeadiac. Earl Hood's upper class friend's have quite singular tastes but frequently end up hanging themselves - not for me. Moonie would be enthusiastic but improbable. Sir WYL's frequent trips to the Philippines would have netted him some valuable insights and as for OD - he traveled to Bangkok for "work on his teeth" - enough said. And .. to top it off .. the Snitch could be your first Gold Card customer. It's all go RL!!

I think you've been peeking at Redtube again RL!!

Perhaps that explains why my financial status (and social status) plummets whenever I visit the Gat.

Love your hard hat Ethan!!