Adam The God

He'll be in a Melbourne jumper by the weekend, so he can start following Hawthorn as well if he wants, but it's not happening.

He was following Collingwood yesterday when I went through who he follows haha.

I know. And I've answered it elsewhere. Rogers is a dynamic small forward / mid who has very nice skills by hand and foot, but as of AFL level so far, is not a big ball winner.

You do understand what Chatgpt is, Picket? No deal has been done.

I didn't can him. He will be an important role player if he comes.

And the Demonland banner. Even better.

Pretty big.

Thank you, that's all I wanted.

I was hoping there was a gif from the "I'm from Moe!" man from The Footy Show. But not to be.

His tackling is good, but I haven't heard how great our interest is in him.

That's okay. I'm crying.

I realised I was a very sheltered lad. Too much Demonland, not enough OF.

I was asking my wife what half the emojis attached to the bikini ladies profiles meant last night. I learnt some things.

Funnily enough we've won the same amount of flags as the great Geelong has in the last decade, and still have 3 flags on them overall. No need to be pessy, we'll be back up there before you can say "Steven King".

Now, now. We don't need anymore Eeyores in here. We're full up.

The most appropriate gif for this week is this one:

Maybe we make Jeffo captain next year, I'm sure Max wouldn't mind. At least that way we don't lose Picket's membership. We need every member we can get.

And Ricky Mentha from his Gippy days.

Far out. Eeyore season.

Thanks for reading Demonland, Sam.

I think the thing that offsets this is his pace. I compare him (crudely) with Spargo, but the attribute he has over Charlie is leg speed. Both elite kicks, he's probably more creative by hand than Charlie too, but they're relatively similar players, minus the pace. If we could walk away with Humphrey, Steele and Rogers for Trac, Clarry and Spargo, we're re-setting beautifully. If I could dream one step further and say replace McVee with Harry Oliver in a Clarry trade, Adam's extremely excited and still a God.

Really? Which past experience? A win for everyone is Humphrey for Trac and Trac for Humphrey.

We just need Bailey Smith to come out and talk about his Cotton On deal and farm deal. He doesn't seem the brightest spark, so fingers crossed.

He's been a lickhead from the word go. Arrogant as duck.

I just saw a ZeroHanger headline saying they have a massive fine and went on there to find it's less than 100k and has no draft or trade sanctions. Pathetic. But we knew that would happen.