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That [censored] inside 50. Jesus christ. Pickett. My god. How are we top 4?

The fact they have the only goal of the quarter is a [censored] embarrassment. 4 entires for 4 scoring shots. I [censored] hate playing here.

I'm ready to throw my beer at the [censored] TV. This Geelong team can barely run.

Classic Langdon dropped mark in defense.

Langdon my god.

I think so. All over them. Just need to steady and find some space.

We're destroying them in clearances.

Langdon is seriously average and anyone that says otherwise is wrong. He goes to ground too often. Sprays it too often. Drops marks at the slightest chance of contact. Not sure who we replace him with but in high pressure games he is a massive liability.

Forward pressure is the difference at the moment. It's not even close. They look like scoring every time. Typical GMHBA game.

Lucky we brought in Jordon if Viney is out for the game.

Petracca and Langdon are both absolutely killing us today.

Viney shoulder. Ouch.

We are at least 6-7 goals better than them. Stuff grinding it down. We should bury this mob.

Kozzie is way too hollywood. Just [censored] taking the ball.

We are winning absolutely everything and then turning it over by kicking it down their throats at half forward.

Who's their sub? Smelling a new Kent Kingsley Award For Spuds Who Play Well Against Melbourne recipient.

Typical Geelong game so far. Throw the ball onto your boot randomly to either a teammate or a goal. They've built a gameplan around it since the late 80s.

We're now outsiders with Sportsbet. Price rising. When was the last time we went into two games in a row as underdogs?

Two comparisons to the Dogs. Bizarre. I rate the Dogs but given the comparisons were meant as an insult, I'm convinced the water in Geelong is laced with something.

Injury report says he has passed all tests and fully recovered.

Hibberd, Smith and Spargo for me. Smith a tough one.

35 matches vs Geelong this century. 18 games at that cesspool of a stadium since 2000. Collingwood has played there 18 times....since 1972! 0 times this century.

We travelled 5 times in the first ten games. And have played 5 of the remaining 7 teams currently in the top 8, for a 2-3 record. Games against Adelaide, St Kilda, Brisbane, Geelong, Richmond, Sydney, GWS, Carlton, North and Hawthorn. I'd expect us to bank at least 7 more wins. Suspect 16 wins will land you top 4 this season given 23-game season.

Grundy was the best big man on the field.

this is why they pay me the big bucks.