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I found Hocko! I Googled "Darren 'Hocko' Hocking" and came across this article: http://newsmediaiframe.westcoastsentinel.com.au/iframepages/iframeArticle.aspx?id=2603780 Googled Hocko's Mechanical and found this image: https://www.google.com.au/maps/uv?hl=en&pb=!1s0x2ab6a27bec94a1a3:0x40e613dc47889602!2m5!2m2!1i80!2i80!3m1!2i100!3m1!7e1!4shttps://plus.google.com/104613257735164278000/photos?hl%3Den%26socfid%3Dweb:lu:kp:placepageimage%26socpid%3D1!5sHocko%E2%80%99s+Mechanical+-+Google+Search&sa=X&ei=neZsVYvsCNP28QWtlYGoAw&ved=0CGQQoiowCw That's him. Looks like he lives in SA now. Okay I'll stop being a stalker now.

He sits in the AFL Members. I remember the guy with the light-blue hoody. I have the "Demon Attack" season review video from 1994 and he's always in the replays. He was cheersquad leader until 2000 I think, or thereabouts. Then when our cheersquad moved to behind the goals he had a small group in the Olympic Stand for a few games, then they disappeared.

Updated "Win 2 games in a row". Added games lost: after today's loss, 0-16 in games after we've won.

And who can forget that second 90+ point belting in a row! The beginning of the end.

The most impressive thing is that he has rarely if ever had a clear, direct pass to him on the chest on the lead. He often cracks it and teammates who bomb it in long or too short. Most of his marks have been contested which says a lot because once we get the decent delivery we at least know he will still make an effort to make a contest when there isn't an opportunity for a clear mark.

Richard Di Natale (news Greens leader) is a Richmond [censored].

Added "Win a final outside of Victoria". Really? I don't think it matters. We've had a few 5-goal bags.

Added "Beat Fremantle" & "Beat a Ross Lyon-coached team"

If he wants to go they'll need to seek a trade. Who would you want?

Freo will need to trade for him if they want him. We'll take Fyfe.

See I took it as him not wanting to be at Melbourne.

Titus O'Reily is definitely a Melbourne man.

Hit the post on half-time siren. Heart's not in it. Confirmed going to Freo.

Added Friday night, more so because we haven't played a Friday hight match for three years, and haven't won one for four.

Going to be a great player for a long time. Not sure he'll make that transition into greatness but he's the kind of player that will average 90-100 SC points his whole career. He's the second coming of Nathan Jones. Exactly what we needed. What a colossal [censored] up.

We were up for 50 and almost lost. 5 minutes into the last, my girlfriend asked if we were safe. "Yeah it's game over." Nek minnit...

Since 1980: 59 games, 14 wins, 45 losses vs Hawthorn

Added "Score 100 points". Before Round 1, we went 31 matches without scoring 100 points. Forgot that one! Added.

Added Adelaide.

Added a few more.

I actually hated writing it. I'm not joking. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.

Having won in Round 1 this year, we broke a decade-long record of having not won in the first week of the season. What other records are in dire need of being broken? Win in Round 1 - BROKEN Round 1, 2015 - Last win: Round 1, 2005 (9-year losing streak) Win in Adelaide - BROKEN Round 7, 2014 - Last win: Round 2, 2001 (16-game losing streak) - Since 1991: 32 games, 6 wins, 26 losses Home game losing streak - BROKEN Round 1, 2015 - Last home game win: Round 14, 2013 (15-game losing streak) Score 100 points - BROKEN Round 1, 2015 - Last 100-point game: Round 14, 2013 (31 matches) Win on a Friday night - BROKEN Round 4, 2015 - Last win: Round 11, 2011 vs Essendon Beat Geelong - BROKEN Round 12, 2015 - Last win: Round 6, 2006 (12 games, 11 losses, 1 draw) - Since 1994: 7 wins, 26 losses, 1 draw Win in Geelong - BROKEN Round 12, 2015 - Last win: Round 20, 2005 (7 games, 6 losses, 1 draw) - Since 1988: 2 wins, 17 losses, 1 draw Beat Brisbane - BROKEN Round 16, 2015 - Last win: Round 3, 2011 (4-game losing streaking) Win at Etihad BROKEN Round 23, 2015 Last win: Round 19, 2007 (22-game losing streak) Beat Collingwood - BROKEN Round 18, 2015 - Last win: Round 11, 2007 (10 games, 9 losses, 1 draw) Beat Fremantle - BROKEN Round 16, 2016 - Last win: Round 13, 2011 (6-game losing streak) Win two games in a row - BROKEN Rounds 4-5, 2016 - Last time: Rounds 13 and 14, 2011 (20 game losing streak) Beat a Ross Lyon-coached team - BROKEN Round 16, 2016 - Last win: Never (12-game losing streak) Beat Hawthorn - BROKEN Round 20, 2016 - Last win: Round 8, 2006 (11-game losing streak) - Since 1980: 59 games, 14 wins, 45 losses Beat Port Adelaide in Adelaide - BROKEN Round 21, 2016 - Last win: Round 8, 2000 (11-game losing streak) Win 3 in a row - BROKEN Rounds 19-21, 2016 Beat St Kilda - BROKEN Round 1, 2017 - Last win: Elimination Final, 2006 (14-game losing streak) Win in Perth - BROKEN Round 14, 2017 - Last win: Round 1, 2004 (12-game losing streak) Beat North Melbourne - BROKEN Round 3, 2018 - Last win: Round 5, 2006 (14-game losing streak) Play a final - BROKEN 2018 - Last time: Second Semi-Final vs Fremantle, 2006 (8-year drought) Win a final - BROKEN 2018 - Last win: Elimination Final v St Kilda, 2006 (8-year drought) Win the minor premiership - Last time: 1964 (50 years and counting) Win a final outside of Victoria - Last win: Never (2 games, 2 losses)

Saints are going to take Petracca. http://www.foxsports.com.au/afl/afl-premiership/st-kilda-set-to-knock-back-offers-for-pick-1-with-christian-petracca-high-on-saints-draft-agenda/story-e6frf3e3-1227091487454

Was that in '98? He was super that game. I remember him getting jeered by the MCC members as he was benched in the 2000 Grand Final. He was god awful.