beelzebub

maybe not his best...but it's up there.

Essendon folk seldom understand normal realities.

I swear I've seen Gaff handball !!

Lever will come for #10 and change.

Oh.....no....

All in the one paragraph !! Mighty achievement there Steve. Amazing

You guys are really selling him BK ver 2.01. Mmmm mmm mmm Where do we sign

So he's still not here yet !! Bloody hell ... what's going on

And yet we seemed more competitive wthout him this season. We need clearers more than tappers, as a priority imho.

Its going to be interesting to see just how hardball the Dees are willing to play. I like the idea of lever...not for the farm though whats our history of horse-haggling with Adelaide like ? ( anyone )

I dont know why many are absolute that Lever will need such an exorbitant bounty. If so..Pig must be the steal of the century !!

if looking at trades it's only EVER about this. I understand the notion of club fabric etc but if that's not impacted detrimentally then it's all about getting in the Betterers !!

Adelaide are the new Essendon

Garry , Mike, thanks for reading Demonland. I'm sure your reticence is noted and the MFC FD powers that be will make adjustments. Bloody hell. These two now going for the Muppett duo awards or what ?

Is he here yet

Lid up ... or down ?

Mr hood ...well who can resist those eyes...... the other two....hmmmmmmmmm

I've enquired as to the services of Mr Li. He regrets to inform us he's too busy but did offer us some advice: If you are always allowed to stop training whenever you feel discomfort, you will find it too easy to give yourself permission to quit !! He also said..... If we touch his hair he'd kill us...So take what you will ........

attract classy people ?? fmd what are we Chopped Liver ?? buuuuuuuuuurrpp ! ( that's better )

good point !!! Well...I'm hopeful he's all good and can commence the "2nd Course " !!

Memberships at the door you suggest ??

He certainly is.. If I were in a chair that mattered Id listen to offers though

We shall interrogate him Old..somewhere between the 3rd and 7th round of spring rolls !!

Gaff and Lever we'll golleeeeeeee

Depends entirely on how trades etc pan out. If there's no categorical need for him to do so for 2018..then he remains. If a spot is required, I'm sure the powers that be will whisper...having padded out his new role of course No need to pull the trigger yet.