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daisycutter

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  1. uh oh! "godwins law" or "reductio ad hitlerum" take your pick
  2. let's have a short break from all this ot stuff for your edification......... A guy enters a bar carrying an alligator. Says to the patrons, "Here’s a deal. I'll open this alligator's mouth and place my genitals inside. The gator will close his mouth for one minute, then open it, and I'll remove my unit unscathed. If it works, everyone buys me drinks." The crowd agrees. The guy drops his pants and puts his privates in the gator's mouth. Gator closes mouth. After a minute, the guy grabs a beer bottle and bangs the gator on the top of its head. The gator opens wide, and he removes his genitals unscathed. Everyone buys him drinks. Then he says: "I'll pay anyone $100 who's willing to give it a try." After a while, a hand goes up in the back of the bar. It's a woman. "I'll give it a try," she says, "but you have to promise not to hit me on the head with the beer bottle."
  3. A guy has a talking dog. He brings it to a talent scout. "This dog can speak English," he claims to the unimpressed agent. "Okay, Sport," the guys says to the dog, "what’s on the top of a house?" "Roof!" the dog replies. "Oh, come on..." the talent agent responds. "All dogs go ‘roof’." "No, wait," the guy says. He asks the dog "what does sandpaper feel like?" "Rough!" the dog answers. The talent agent gives a condescending blank stare. He is losing his patience. "No, hang on," the guy says. "This one will amaze you. " He turns and asks the dog: "Who, in your opinion, was the greatest baseball player of all time?" "Ruth!" goes the dog. And the talent scout, having seen enough, boots them out of his office onto the street. And the dog turns to the guy and says "Maybe I shoulda said DiMaggio?"
  4. The term "discussing on its merits" is a common enough term and you knew exactly what i meant and that is what i said was disingenuous however.....i concede that the term "merits" in the context of a discussion on terrorism was inappropriate, even though there was no intention of using that word in one of its other meanings. merit [mer-it] Spell Syllables Synonyms Examples Word Origin noun1. claim to respect and praise; excellence; worth. 2. something that deserves or justifies a reward or commendation; acommendable quality, act, etc.: The book's only merit is its sincerity. 3. merits, the inherent rights and wrongs of a matter, as a lawsuit,unobscured by procedural details, technicalities, personal feelings,etc.: The case will be decided on its merits alone. 4. Often, merits. the state or fact of deserving; desert: to treat people according to their merits. 5. Roman Catholic Church. worthiness of spiritual reward, acquired by righteous acts made under the influence of grace. 6. Obsolete. something that is deserved, whether good or bad.
  5. that's just not completely true, stuie there have been many muslim teachers and leaders who have defended and supported islamic jihardists over last few decades including some very prominent muslim leaders just where do you think they get their billions to finance their terror?
  6. stuie, if the terrorists say they are followers of islam, then they are. they believe they will be rewarded in heaven as martyrs for allah. they quote passages of holy text to justify their actions. they are even prepared to sacrifice their lives just for their beliefs. just because other more moderate followers of islam have a different view-point doesnt mean they can't be legitimately described as islamic-extremists or islamic-terrorists the term islamic-terrorists doesn't mean all followers of islam, but the extremists do live and worship among the moderates. i wonder if you remember the joyous dancing in the streets of the middle east when 9/11 was perpetrated. were they just extremists and not islamic?
  7. arguments of equivalency suggest a lazy level of apologia treat each case on it's merits if you want to contribute, moonie
  8. you'll get prickles sitting on that fence, moonie
  9. i wonder if we will ever see a real test wicket in australia again?
  10. i didn't get much done moonie, spent it coiled up in the foetal position
  11. thank the lord i've had serious withdrawal issues still shaking if red doesn't post the countdown quickly i fear a relapse
  12. correct, dd Andrew Zito ‏@Andrew_Zito 1h1 hour ago @AFL_CalTwomey will be a Essendon boy very soon.. 0 retweets1 like Reply Retweet Like 1 More Callum Twomey ‏@AFL_CalTwomey 34m34 minutes ago @Andrew_Zito possibly, I think more unlikely than likely though 0 retweets2 likes Reply Retweet
  13. he certainly looks more than 183 (6'0") on the field
  14. actually i'll concede that, though i can't remember one personally. i'll put that down to a bad memory for the sake of harmony edit" i think rhino might be an exception (at least in his mind) but....maybe i'm mistaken, or maybe you are
  15. yes, but that is for the confessions thread
  16. i thought sensible posts here were banned
  17. on a good day, r+b
  18. actually earl, more like spray-paint and cheese
  19. actually, old chap, shades of grey (with a little bit of beige)
  20. i was visiting a friend who is pulling up stumps and going to live in a farmhouse in sw frogland he offered me carte blanche on his extensive library
  21. i drove through fitzroy yesterday on the way to north carlton i wish i hadn't
  22. it's your punishment for reading the rage, earl p.s. quite a lot of very desirable suburbs ranked poorly. must be a socialist plot
  23. it was probably a grammar mistake (spl) or toned down a tad
  24. seems there is a dicks creek for all demonland tastes murrundindi looks the one for me (and it's nice and close) bbo obviously would have his eye on guyra and biffo can settle for jindera p.s. lamentable lack of apostrophe in all four

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