Heart Beats True

Kick straight FFS

Petracca’s face after Fritsch’s kick was hilarious. Genuinely shocked 😂

Windsor looks on today.

How are there so many loose Eagles players? This game has zero pressure so far.

I wonder which Eagles player will Kent Kingsley us today? There’s always one unfortunately. Hope Culley cuts loose today.

Two men and a dog…..

If Culley is the sub, I’ll spew up.

Culley and Sharp in. Lindsay and Spargo out. Underwhelming. https://www.melbournefc.com.au/news/1846140/round-21-team-debutant-and-red-hot-dee-named

I’d like to see Laurie get a good run rather than be the sub however surely Jefferson comes back in for a game against a team with an ordinary backline. Perfect scenario to build more confidence in the lad.

That is miles off the mark. I know a lot of women who think the AFLW needs a lot of work, is currently almost unwatchable and question the true reasoning behind establishing the league. Personally, I couldn’t care either way.

There needs to be a limit on the number of tweed jackets in the long room. On most occasions it’s a visual stimulation overload and effects you like a strong dose of Tapentadol. Plus it’s bloody hard to find my old man in the crowd 😂

Not the Melbourne press conference I was hoping for. Goodwin claiming "we have become a highly competitive team" is a complete joke. Just look at the stats a couple of posts above. Hopefully we only have a couple more of these w@nkword spin sessions left before he's gone.

Don’t know if this has been posted but here you go:

Don’t have enough vomit bags to watch the presser.

Luckily we're united and love each other. That was the performance of a team who are rudderless and have no system to stop momentum. Goodwin can go forth and multiply. Surely he is now gone. I feel sick.

Bugger off Goodwin. That has to be the final nail in the coffin.

Zero excuse for that.

Why the hell js Pickett on the bench FfS!!!!

The most mentally weak team in AFL history.

Get stuffed. That was no where near a mark.

My kingdom for a team that is ruthless and buries teams. I am over Melbourne teams not playing four quarters.

JVR and Petty are complete wastes of space. They have offered nothing today.

We have stopped. Our tackling pressure is appalling.

Spargo subbed for Windsor.

Our kicking for goal has left the building 🤦🏼‍♂️