Heart Beats True

We are the world champions at making ordinary players look like world beaters. Goes all the way back to Kent Kingsley.

I think 99% is very generous.

Has anyone deciphered our game plan yet as I’m struggling to see any system 🤷‍♂️

Langdon and Salem are unbelievably weak. That was genuinely pathetic.

McVee is having a shocker.

Why hold on to Darling when you have a five on one 🤦🏼‍♂️

Someone needs to knuckle McKercher. Absolutely cutting us up.

We are so terrible.

Good to see our kicks inside 50 have improved 🤬

I have a feeling we will win by ten goals. Just think (hope) we’ll be up and about today.

He absolutely crapped himself in that marking contest.

Foot skills are atrocious yet consistent. I think Brown and Fullarton would want to do something to keep their spots on our list. Not a great start for either of them.

Umpires have forgotten how to pay holding the ball 🤦🏼‍♂️ Great goal by Mentha.

It’s not just press conferences, it’s every media engagement. The conversation on 360 is a more relaxed environment to a press conference where the coaches can show their personality and you have the chance connect with them. Unfortunately Goodwin comes across in these interviews as a person who is artificial and has zero personality. It’s a real shame.

Watching Goodwin on 360 and he just relentlessly spews complete w&nk-word bingo phrases. It is cliche after cliche. I thought it was interesting that Goodwin thought Lever was back to his best last week. Also, Goodwin doesn’t like the word “omitted” from the side. Personally, I think that is part of the problem. He is too keen on softening the reality of not performing in the seniors.

The article covers the fact that early on Guerra backed the coach to continue in 2026 however there has been a “mood for change across the board at Melbourne” that could extend to the coach if the winless streak continues. Other points of note: we have 13 players about to be 30 or older when round 1 starts next season. Steve Smith arrives back early August Demons happy with the move of trading for Lindsay Believes we have a gap of quality between ages 24-28 aside from Kozzie. Club is likely to be open to an Oliver trade. Take this with a grain of salt as it is Jon Ralph who wrote the article.

Some damning stats. He needs to go at end of season.

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Dicey free kick keeps Coburg in the game. 4 points the difference.

Kentfield with a nice lead and kicks a great goal.

Very poor effort by Laurie on the wing. Key turnover and then missed tackle.

Kentfield just took an absolute screamer 25m out. Gee he’s exciting. And he kicks the goal 👌

May lagging off ball watching is infuriating.

Any chance Fritsch can pull his finger out and get involved. Runs around like an entitled child.

God we are embarrassing. Our skills are a sh$t show.