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He raised awareness for AIDS too, didn't he?

Incestuous is a perfect word for it. Some good independent journalism would do the game a world of good; no unfounded criticism needed, just the truth.

I like it too, although I don't really like the arbitrary numbers being used.

I am, although I pretty much pulled the number of subs from nowhere.

Just bite the bullet and remove the interchange altogether. 7 subs, no interchange. Bam! Problem solved.

Pardon me for thinking "attacking" meant "high-scoring." It was an honest mistake, and there's really no point in trying to convince you of my opinion so I'll just take what you say on board and see if it's really true throughout this coming season.

If someone said that about a Melbourne player, they'd be banned wouldn't they?

Is a med student an abject failure because he hasn't yet cured cancer? Give it some time.

The only thing that can replace a meal is another meal.

Was there ever a time when people took responsibility for their own actions? Liam's drinking is his own fault.

I'd venture to say that the average scores today are higher than they were a hundred, fifty or even twenty-five years ago.

AFL Predictions: Brownlow Medal: Marc Murphy Coleman Medal: Lance Franklin Rising Star: Oliver Wines Grand Finalists: Carlton and Sydney Premiers: Carlton Wooden Spoon: GWS Biggest AFL Story of the Year: Lance Franklin-related BS (he eventually signs with Hawthorn) The Biggest Improvers: Carlton The Biggest Sliders: Adelaide MFC Predictions: B&F: Jones Leading Goalkicker: Clark Best First Year Player: Toumpas Most Improved: Sellar Final Ladder Position: 1 Carlton 2 Sydney 3 Hawthorn 4 West Coast 5 Collingwood 6 Geelong 7 North Melbourne 8 Essendon 9 Richmond 10 Fremantle 11 St. Kilda 12 Adelaide 13 Brisbane 14 Melbourne 15 Western Bulldogs 16 Port Adelaide 17 Gold Coast 18 Greater Western Sydney Biggest MFC Story of the Year: Jack Watts: Is he being wasted as a loose backman (the answer: No)

I think the game should move to something like 5-7 subs and no interchange. This would give enough room to take off injured or poorly-performing players, but eliminate the ridiculous burst running that has taken over our game. No sport that lasts 2 hours should be able to have the word "burst" in it. AFL needs to go back to an endurance game. That's where it thrives, IMO.

The beard definitely gives the kid some oomph!

-END TRANSMISSION- That's my yearly 5AA torture over and done with. Seriously, that one guy absolutely spoiled what was otherwise a harmlessly one-sided commentary. What an inconsiderate person he was.

"KUMBAYA! WE'VE WON!!!! I'VE FOUND FAITH!!!"

Surely only seconds left...

KUMBAYA! IT'S GONE THROUGH THE MIDDLE!!!! I'VE FOUND FAITH!!!" God wouldn't make douchebags this annoying. Surely this is the Devil's work. P.S. Melbourne snatching defeat from the jaws of victory.

COMMENTATOR #1 "I'm on the natural gas." COMMENTATOR #2 "I'm not sure you're on the natural gas there Tim, but you're on something." HAHAHAHA!

That's like saying Australian farmers don't like rain, when in reality they just make the best of what they've got.

Sounds like another ripper goal from Sellar to bring us back to life.

Come on Dees. Interchange bs? Talk about unprofessional.

Wow! That is full-on bias. Embarrassing. "I'm outta me chair! Ho ho!!!!" Give me a break!

It's definitely because of something Undefined. Who knows what it could be...?

Sellar's killing 'em! Another goal.