Chook

If you think that's what young men do, then you're sorely mistaken.

AFL is like a game of scissors paper rock. Sometimes you're the rock, and sometimes you're the paper. It seems we're the paper to Essendon's rock, so let's hope that continues.

That whole sketch was just about the most embarrassing thing I've ever seen on TV.

It looks like I'm going against the grain by tipping Essendon and Fremantle. I'm hoping I haven't just outsmarted myself.

Watts-McDonald-Dunn is going to be a common lineup this year. We should come up with a new guess each week. What HAS McDonald done?

It's too late for Old Dee. We need to focus on Young Dee now.

What risk?

What has Dustin Martin allegedly done?

Considering the tremendous gulf between our good players and our depth players, any match-fitness related reasons for not playing our returning injured surely pale in comparison to the benefits of playing them.

So did your opinion change, or did it stay the same throughout 2012?

So you have the same opinion as before?

THE HUMAN MEATBAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I think we're all waiting until round 1. If we get to 3 PM on Sunday the 31st and Chris Dawes, Jack Trengove, Sam Blease and Mitch Clark are all lining up for us, then I think everyone on Demonland will be itching to give Misson his due credit. But until then, we're all just holding our collective praise.

It works fine, just as long as you're not secretly on the payroll of the Godfather's enemies.

Every time I think I'm out, they wool me back in!!!

That's some harsh criticism, and if he doesn't make it as a coach it's definitely the way I'll remember him. But for now, I'm still buying into his quote unquote "tough talk" - and I hope the players are too.

Apart from the umpires letting players throw the ball when they're tackled, the answer is "Yes. The game is better." But it's also less enjoyable, since we haven't been any good at footy since I was in Year 10. That's just crazy!

A couple of years ago my membership package came with a plastic Casey membership card, but I haven't got one since. So I know that at as of at least 2009, Melbourne members were also given VFL affiliate membership. Not that this information will help you too much if (like me) you live in 2013.

The Demonland Nine? Great name, but it actually applies to the nontuplet of Whispering Jack, Range Rover, WYL, stuie, Ben-Hur, belzebub59, Rhino Richards, rpfc and the new kid on the block "Bitter but optimistic".

I can if they're competing against hacks.

So even though our midfield is awful, two of the most highly rated mids of last year's draft will be "bit-players"? How can that be true?

That's funny. I use it as proof that society is doing it wrong and I'm the only one who knows what's going on.

Hell yes. I've been calling for it for years now. He was a cancer on the club as big as any we've had in years.

Why (y)?

I'm hoping he can get through at least one game this year without kicking it out on the full.