Chook

Apparently umpires don't think Neville Jetta has a head. First against Gold Coast, then against Sydney and now against Adelaide. Can this kid EVER get a free kick?

I imagine that wouldn't be too hard. Elephants aren't known for being particularly nimble. Another Melbourne goal through Chris Dawes intercept mark. I am loving footy right now.

Probably just using the full 20 minutes.

Georgiou looks to be ok. So that means Salem back off and Georgiou back on. I wonder if it might actually be good to give Salem a long rest between bursts like this.

Our structures a really good, and for the first time in history our spare man back is actually working for us.

Salem is looking the absolute goods right now. WOW! What a tackle

Jack Watts is SO fast. I wish he used that more. Great goal. No excuse not to win this game, Dees!

SALEM!!! OH WOW!!!

Jack Grimes playing the loose man back really well. Much maligned by Melbourne supporters, but doing well. Salem on for the 20 min concussion rule with Georgiou out. Good tackle from Jack Watts.

Georgiou and the Adelaide player whack into Jack Viney. Jack Viney pops up with the ball but the other two aren't so lucky.

JKH! Playing a blinder!!!

Since when have we been "very average"? I'd kill to be very average. Right now we're merely "poor"--having recently been upgraded from "absolutely horrific." I'd like to claim back the word "average." It used to be that it meant "middle-of-the-road," but for some reason it now means anything from "below normal" to "truly terrible."

What good would that do? You'd just be ignoring yourself. Everyone else could still read what you have to say.

The year they were going to be drafted, Tom Scully and Jack Trengove were wheeled out on the Footy Show besides Jonathan Brown and Barry Hall. Sam Newman compared the bodies of Scully and Trengove with those of Hall and Brown and just said: "You think you're gonna be able to match it with these guys?" Evidently he was right to ask that.

If the club issues a press release citing depression or any other heretofore unsuspected setback, I will officially begin the search for an exorcist for the club's demons.

Me. I wanted Daniel Rich, though to be fair he's copped a fair bit of criticism himself.

This issue is much simpler than we're making it. The flowchart goes like this: Is Jack Watts currently in our best 22? If yes, then play him If no, then drop him. It's that simple.

Electric comedy. Where do you come up with this stuff?

Let's remember this when we criticise guys like Cameron Bruce and Jeff Farmer. You never forget where you came from...unless you're Tom Scully of course, in which case you can pay people to remember for you.

I wanted us to get Daniel Rich at the time, and six years later I'd still be happier with that pick than anything else.

Who?

Liam Jurrah could have been an amazing rolemodel for his community, but instead he has brought out the worst of indigenous culture and made a lot of people forget about the best of what Aboriginal Australians have to offer.

Players don't exist in a vacuum. You can't meaningfully talk about one player without comparing them to others. Jimmy Toumpas deserved to be dropped, and so does Jack Watts--and for many of the same reasons also.

I'll get my mum and her friends on the job right away.