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lol @ Jeremy Howe taking the kick-ins. That's quality right there.

This rain is a good thing for us. I know we're behind, but it'll make the game more of a slog. That's to our advantage.

Jesse Hogan kicks a goal and then turns around and yells: "UP! UP! LIFT!!!" to his team-mates. Boy do I love this bloke.

See you all for the wrist-slitting session. Shall we say 4:30pm?

Melbourne looking like it's about to be GWS'd again. Lame.

He could have not picked the thing up.

Jetta. He eats small forwards for breakfast.

Ha. You're as delusional as your namesake.

Jack Watts has nothing on the momentum killer that Lumumba free kick could have been. So lucky that ddn't cost us a goal. Great game so far. We needed to be about 4 goals further ahead at qtr time. I can't see us winning this one, but I'm happy with the effort. PS Jeremy Howe...I don't see it.

Tom McDonald's disposal is still too adventurous for a backman. But that's nothing compared to Howe's poor disposal.

ADE 32 MEL 29 Boy would I love us to go into halftime in front.

Watts lets Talia take an uncontested mark inside our 50. He is SOOOOOOO soft!

It's okay to not mark a ball when it's two-on-one. It's not okay to drop uncontested marks like he did in the first.

McDonald back on. Frost off for good. Left foot.

Jack Watts. Didn't mark it, but competed afterward. Thats one back. One to go.

Patrick Dangerfield might not make it out of this game alive.

Almost too busy. He looks like he's had a few too many coffees today.

Make love to me Bernie Vince.

You drop two uncontested marks like that, you should be subbed and dropped for the next two games. Totally deflating.

Michael Jackson would have loved this GIF.

Jack Watts just shat himself twice in a row dropping 2 uncontested marks. The first would have cost us a goal without the brilliant defensive work of Nev Jetta. The second was just terrible.

JKH lively but ineffective.

Dawes' only chance of getting a kick is from a free. I love the man, but he's really a shite footballer.

Bernie Vince just endearing himself to the Crows fans who might have been on the fence about liking him still.