Stiff Arm

One look at Bitter but optimistic's profile picture will tell you that he kicks with the left foot, as it were, and that he's not looking to attract women on here. Just a hunch though, could be wrong

I believe his broken thumb last year was his right hand. The smack on the hand today was his left. Don't know whether that's a relief or another thing to be concerned about 🤔

Huh???

Yep, both got a bit of it and didn't look out of place in the match sim

In the kick and mark session near the end I saw Grundy, Tmac, JvR and another drop 7 marks in a row. The marks that were eventually held were two or three grabs. I know it's wet and early January, but it no joke when fans over the fence are laughing at simple spilled marks

Setson and his tree trunk legs

JvR did well today, very assured, put on size over summer

Jefferson looks good but is very, very light. Knickname should be Pirate. Give him 12 months in the gym. Good hands and a beautiful kicking action. Needs time and development, but has much potential. Got a bit of it in match sim

Grundy last by a long way in every half ground run through

Who's number 47?

Fritter smothers Pig kick out of defence, collects, turns, snap on the left for goal. Classic Fritter

Lever and J Smith were around earlier. Not doing match sim. Non contact Melksham good skills in the wet during match sim

Woey has put on considerable size

Haven't seen Blake Howes ANB looking super fit. Seston has hips and legs like Lethal Leigh! Must build a tank though

I'm here too. My God, Kozzie is all class. Very wet conditions but he's kicking like a dry day Haven't seen Blake Howes ANB looking super fit. Seston has hips and legs like Lethal Leigh! Must build a tank though Woey has put on considerable size Lever and J Smith were around earlier. Not doing match sim. Non contact Melksham good skills in the wet during match sim Fritter smothers Pig kick out of defence, collects, turns, snap on the left for goal. Classic Fritter Grundy last by a long way in every half ground run through Jefferson looks good but is very, very light. Knickname should be Pirate. Give him 12 months in the gym. Good hands and a beautiful kicking action. Needs time and development, but has much potential. Got a bit of it in match sim. JvR did well today, very assured, put on size over summer Setson and his tree trunk legs In the kick and mark session near the end I saw Grundy, Tmac, JvR and another drop 7 marks in a row. The marks that were eventually held were two or three grabs. I know it's wet and early January, but it no joke when fans over the fence are laughing at simple spilled marks. DEESPENCER'S TRAINING REPORT SLARTIBARTFAST'S TRAINING REPORT KEV MARTIN'S TRAINING REPORT GEORGE ON THE OUTER'S TRAINING REPORT BITTER BUT OPTIMISTIC’S TRAINING REPORT

Interesting that in his interview Tmac pointed out his senior player highlight so far is Melksham, saying he is very fit and firing to go. Would like to see Melky have a good year

There's space on the Collingwood list alongside Reef McInnes

If Adelaide cast a wide net they should be able to find replacement

Beautiful kicking action by Jefferson

Didn't scale the heights expected. Career is fin-ished

Here's your mates Picket

Come on Picket Fence, your blatent bias against Spargo ignores the fact he has created a lot of scoring opportunities in the last couple of years and is probably our best kick inside 50. Spargs was down last year on his 2021 season, but is still above Chandler in the pecking order. Time will tell, but I'm personally more focused on score assists than who kicks them. I hear players in interviews going on about trusting the process, maybe we should too

I acknowledge it was a poultry attempt at humour

Really need Tom to get back to match fitness. There's a lot at steak