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Temporarily Hopeful Demon

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Everything posted by Temporarily Hopeful Demon

  1. Fantastic win! I reckon that was our best performance since the time we played Sydney in early 2023. I could tell from the very beginning that we were on. Our pressure was through the roof and we moved the ball with speed and dare. I was worried that our inaccuracy early would hurt us but the exact opposite happened. Pickett is a [censored] machine. He's already had two of the best games from a small forward that we've seen this year. Oliver looked as good as he has in two years. He's rediscovered his confidence. Also a special shout out to Sharp. He played the ultimate sub game. He had an impact as soon as he came on the field. It's always satisfying beating up Sydney like that given all the trouble they used to cause us.
  2. This is like the good old days
  3. Derm shut the [censored] up
  4. Pickett is an incredible player
  5. Pickett is lowkey one of the best players in the comp right now
  6. That quarter was nauseating. Sydney are handing this to us on a platter and the game is still in the balance. Ffs.
  7. That kick from Salem to Petracca gave me flashbacks of the first goal of the 21 grand final. Except it was a much sloppier version 😅
  8. I sometimes think that Salem's kicking is nowhere near what people make it out to be
  9. Oliver's hands aren't what they once were but I still think that was his best quarter of the year
  10. Gawn is a [censored] colossus
  11. Melksham's goal from outside 50 in the final quarter of the semi final was high up there too. The crowd went absolutely nuts after that.
  12. Bump. I know it's easy to make big calls after a win like today but this guy continues to push his case for being the greatest ruckman of all time. Up until last year I thought it was splitting hairs between him and Cox but I reckon Gawn has him covered now. I've never seen a ruckman take control of a game like Gawn has. He has no right to be this durable and athletic for a giant who is going to be 34 at the end of the year.
  13. [censored] yeah! I haven't been this proud of the club in a long time. Gawn is a bloody champion, Bowey continued to excel, and Oliver and Trac both had their best games in weeks. And it's impossible for me not to mention Melksham. I [censored] love that guy. He's the most clutch forward on our list. This is the first time all year I've actually felt confident we can turn things around.
  14. Imagine if his performance at parties was based on his demonland persona. That would be an interesting experience to say the least.
  15. I thought at three quarter time that our misses would come back to haunt us and that's exactly what happened. Yes, the umpiring was [censored] but we completely shot ourselves in the foot with both our set shots and our f50 entries. Too many of the same players are underperforming. JVR still seems to have no idea what he's doing. Fritsch killed our momentum missing two regulation shots. Oliver looked as flat as I've ever seen him. On the flipside, Langford is a [censored] gun. Amazing how a 19 year old can show much more composure in front of goals than any of our senior players.
  16. Gawn has given Hawthorn countless servings for nearly 10 years so I'm not surprised that their supporters are singing his praises.
  17. I feel like people take Gawn for granted sometimes. I really don't think it's likely we're ever going to have a ruckman like him ever again. It's crazy to think that he might have the same number of AA selections as Ablett Jnr and Buddy Franklin by the end of the year.
  18. Gawn is an absolute legend. That's all I gotta say.
  19. Borderline narcissistic to thumbs down or vomit every comment without ever actually providing any counter arguments
  20. Will take the win of course but jesus that last quarter was frustrating. We really need to learn how to run out games properly if we want to have a decent number of wins. As far as individual highlights go, Gawn reminded everyone of how much of a champion he is and Bowey has officially won me over.
  21. It can't be a coincidence that we lift as soon as Trac and Oliver get going. And Langdon should never get a haircut again. He's so much better with long hair.
  22. 27 free kicks in a single half is simply insane. I don't usually care about the umpiring but it has been at an all time low tonight. Are the umpires trying to insert their ego or what?
  23. I had this fantasy that maybe the Fremantle game was a sign that we would finally play a more watchable and attacking game style

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