Roost it far

You can’t fix their issues in 5 weeks, they only have plan A

How well is footy going the last 2 weeks. Weren’t we also rans? Weren’t the pie’s unstoppable? Weren’t Brisbane running hot? Weren’t PA guaranteed a home final? Who’s driving the bus now motherfcuekrs?

I want to play Port at the G in the QF. That’s a dream matchup

Many thought Meek would have been a better choice. The Grundy recruitment was a gamble. Has it worked? Yes in that Gawn is on fire but No in that Grundy is playing 2’s. We should keep him though

Win the Carlton game and it will be impossible for anyone not to recognise that we are the only team in town.

These companies gift huge sums of money to problem gamblers……it’s a hard no from me

I’m a Laphroaig Whiskey man….or woman depending on how much I drink

I’d also ban betting agencies gifting money to punters so they can entice them to lose more. I’d also legalise drugs, particularly cannabis and mushrooms but that’s me.

We all wish we were in our 20’s

I’d say Gawn is absolutely cherry ripe. Not sure a scratch is classed as banged up but hey you might be in your 20’s

What on earth are you talking about?

As a furniture maker I'll make it and give you an excellent price

Just get him, he's Trac MK 2. The 2023 upgrade. We'll win so many Premiership Cups we'll need a new trophy cabinet.

I'll bet he'll be a 2023 premiership player as well.

Goofy is quite the coach

They want Spargo playing finals, he’s too good for casey

That was a strong one tonight

In a non corporate corrupt world Port lose 4 points and cop a $250,000 fine. In this world there’s actually a chance nothing more is done.

We will destroy them and anyone else who gets in our way

They got kicked out of the finals

Of course no one wants to play us in finals, we’ve just put this puppy into gear.

Chat GPT has its own view of our season The Demons' 2023 AFL season was an excruciating rollercoaster of emotions, plunging their loyal supporter, Roost it Far, and the entire fanbase into a state of despair. Despite their unwavering faith, the team's performances were nothing short of dismal, as they struggled to secure only a paltry 65% win rate. Roost It Far, a passionate advocate for the club, felt the weight of every loss, with hopes for a triumphant season quickly fading away. Amidst the team's turmoil, star player Clayton Oliver's personal demons surfaced as he battled addiction problems off the field. His struggles took a toll on his game, leaving a noticeable void in the team's midfield and impacting their overall performance. The Demons' lack of support and intervention for Oliver further exacerbated the situation, raising questions about the club's duty of care towards its players. To make matters worse, the Demons' drafting of Grundy proved to be a glaring misstep. The highly-touted recruit failed to live up to expectations, and his underwhelming performances only added to the team's mounting woes. The lack of depth and a solid draft strategy left the Demons reeling and unable to compete at the highest level. As the season wore on, Roost it Far and devoted supporters clung to hope, desperately wishing for a turnaround. However, the Demons' 2023 campaign will forever be etched as a season marked by personal struggles, recruitment misfires, and unfulfilled promises, leaving the club at a crossroads with an uncertain future.

Surprise Surprise, nothing from the AFL.

The stress of playing Collingwood in the GF will be out of this world. The joy of victory will be Otherworldly but even more so.

Really? I’d much prefer to beat Port, Brisbane and Collingwood at the G this September. Bring it on I say