Fritta and Turner

My sister has gone to NZ for 2 weeks and is out of comms range

I got given a $20 gift voucher from Bunnings when i exchanged a defective product.

JV got a 3 and 2

50 minutes ago, kev martin said:

Viney and Colt have a thing.

?

Is it contagious?

3 minutes ago, george_on_the_outer said:

Because there were none available come free agent trading period. 

Dont be sensible George, this is Demonland.

Perhaps $$$

Turning into a nightmare opening round for me; we lose, Blues win and if the Pies win....

11 hours ago, dl4e said:

I think he theory with Jefferson is he will learn the game better from the back half.

Yep, learn the fwd craft by playing down back; see where the fwds run and how to position themselves

9 hours ago, CHF said:

I seem to recall that we played Fritsch for at least half a season at HBF and it did not work out too badly for his forward work. 

Yep and it was recognised as a mistake

1 hour ago, Dee*ceiving said:

Bigger than Jack, Clayton, Sparrow and Trac? 

I was trying to understand why Fritta can find space but no one else can; perhaps need like a TMc to block or hold his position in the pack to protect his team mates

Lever - an absolute stinker

Laurie - can not execute

Viney - the umpires friend

Howes - an excellent debut

36 minutes ago, jumbo returns said:

I'm hearing you, but to be fair to Schache, Grundy cannonballed into him and he's much bigger and stronger

He's not a 2nd ruck

And while we're on it, Grundy ran into Gawn ALL night and Gawn did nothing to allay the tactic

Dumb play or dumb coaching?

 

Dumb play

Yep we have all the physical presence of a french pastry.

We seem to play as if the bump has already been banned.

Mind you we need a few bigger bodies in the packs.

Take this with all the conviction of a MFC traditional round 1 loss.

Life after Gawn is staring us in the face.

Our mids were terrible except for Viney.

We have one forward in Fritta.  How come he can find space when others can't - because the others dont have someone to block for them?

Tracc fumbles so much early on perhaps we start him on the bench.

Laurie Spargo and Chandler didnt give us much and are too short - stop recruiting Lilliputians

Howes played well and Windsor was ok .

6. Viney

5. May

4. Salem

3. Fritsch

2. Howes

1. Tomlinson

I dont think Fritta could hit the proverbial barn door even if he is locked in th e barn.

Trac needs to do something

Debutants ok

May fantastic

2 hours ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

I can’t even look at that brekkie pic now. I actually had a Berocca chaser, then another coffee at the airport. Had to hold the spew-bag for the entire flight, much to the concern of the poor soul sitting next to me. The attendants asked folks to let me off the plane first. I thought they were just being nice but they clearly didn’t embrace the thought of cleaning up some eejit’s vomit. The fumes on the tarmac exacerbated the situation. I barely made it to the ladies room, where there was a queue so I had to choose: floor or sink. Poor old sink got the gig.

For future game-days I shall never again stray from my usual game-day fare of three ☕️s and four 🚬s and one Red Bull. 👍🏽

I have heard of players having pregame nerves (plugger of all people had a trainer in the race with a rubbish bin) but this has taken it to a new level.  Get well.

I have the game day nerves

9 minutes ago, forever demons said:

Been pretty crook for awhile didnt think i would make it to today .Got to go to the Alfred today already told them i have to be home by 7 .Go DEES

Get well and Go Dees.

I'm getting excited

17 hours ago, Demonstone said:

Well, now that the Ralph rumour has been exposed for the BS it always was and Tom Sparrow has re-signed with the mighty Demons, I'd like to share a fascinating story I read recently about crows of the feathered variety.

Researchers for VicRoads found over 200 dead crows on the Western Highway near Horsham recently, and there was concern that they may have died from Avian Flu.

A bird pathologist examined the remains of all the crows and, to everybody's relief, confirmed the problem was definitely not Avian Flu.  Rather, the cause of death appeared to be vehicular impact.

During the detailed investigation, it was noted that varying colours of paint appeared on the birds' beaks and claws.  By analysing these paint residues, it was determined that 98% of the crows had been killed by impact with trucks while only 2% were killed by impact with cars.

VicRoads then hired an ornithological behaviourist to determine if there was a cause for the disproportionate percentage of truck kills versus car kills.

The expert very quickly concluded the cause.  When crows eat roadkill, they always have a lookout crow in a nearby tree or high vantage point to warn of impending danger.

They discovered that all the lookout crows could shout "Cah!" but not a single one could shout "Truck!".

Point of order #partypooper #pedant

but there are no crows in Victoria, they are ravens.

As a matter of fact there are not many crows in Australia.

Tell him he is raving.

6 weeks unless they are 'mates' and played junior footy together then.....

9 minutes ago, binman said:

Nibbla suffers from whatever the opposite is to the halo effect. 

Ring of fire

4 hours ago, La Dee-vina Comedia said:

And there is already a purpose built fenced dog play area on the western perimeter of Caulfield Racecourse. (Search "Pawfield Park Fenced Dog Park" on Google Maps.)

 

and of course GSAC for swiming etc, and the upgraded Carnegie Memorial Swimming which hopefully will be open by the end of the year and the recently ugraded facilities in Lords reserve; and Caulfield Park and EE Gunn Reserve not to mention all that land freed up with Sky Rail....where Glen Eira does need more open space is down towards Elsternwick...

Anyway Caulfied is a very large site and I think it should be able to accommodate most people.

29 minutes ago, beelzebub said:

I wonder if people realise the ads they see...if they see them are tailored to them. They are a result of algorithms based upon the individuals search and pages read.

I'll leave it at that....

I have never searched morning sickness meds, acne creams, incontinence pads, teens jewelry, or hotels in zurich to name a few

I'll leave it at that

Absolutely the right decision for Gus.  Will always be a MFC hero.

([censored] decision for me though, gone teary).