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Both of them can come and play for us anytime

2 goals to now in good conditions on the back of the rubbish they served up last week. I've gone home. These guys don't deserve my money let alone my time

Who we should have drafted in the first place but picked Lucas Cook instead

Comben wouldn't take 11 marks in a year and he's taken 11 against us today

A wet deck brought GWS down to our level last week. Today really shows how bad our skills are

How many missed tackles today!

Can we accept that Bowey isn't an elite kick

Has Blake Howes ever halved a contest?

Go back to bed mate.

Elite runners that can't kick - Tom Mcdonald - Ed Langdon - Harry Sharp

Bit of a head scratcher that Trac wasn't in the middle at the last centre bounce

Honourable loss - which is a term I hate. Kids were good. XL, like the duke last year, has the early doors signs of a smart skilful player. AJ was good. Physical. Trac and Clarry will be better for the run too. Didn't lose anything down back with May out. Fitness must be pretty good for both teams. Heavy ground and no pickle juice in sight. If this is the benchmark for our season, we'll be alright

Geez they're skillful

The Duke is silk

Another elite runner that can't kick

We're not as skilful as them but we're having a crack. It's all we ask

If Jack Billings plays a senior game this year we deserve 3:20pm Sundays

I read the topic headline and immediately thought of this

He broke up with his mrs

I have also heard the club was dirty about this being leaked and we ended up down the route we did to turn it into a positive PR thing to muffle out the Trac noise

A terrible tragedy has occurred on the golf course where 4 Collingwood players have some how been hit by 4 stray balls and have gone into concussion protocols.

My very good mail has it that Trac wasn't happy with this initial press release after his injury. It was too footy centric where he would have prefered a bit more sympathy towards the seriousness of the injury and that footy is taking a back seat whilst he concentrates on his health and the timeline will look after itself. This on top of everything else this year has led to leaks from his management, particularly wanting to play for a club with a bigger following so he can play in front of bigger crowds and set himself up more after footy. He's been alone with his thoughts for too long and not been around the club. He needs a cuddle and reassurance and we'll get him back on side. He will be held to his contract.

Can we get our forwards on the Jesse Hogan gym program? He is a unit

Effort was there. Just not good enough. Bloody frustrating though. - Lose to Carlton by a point - Lose to Brisbane by 5 points - Lose to GWS by 2 points

Lucky to be 50 points