Stevienic23

I read the topic headline and immediately thought of this

He broke up with his mrs

I have also heard the club was dirty about this being leaked and we ended up down the route we did to turn it into a positive PR thing to muffle out the Trac noise

A terrible tragedy has occurred on the golf course where 4 Collingwood players have some how been hit by 4 stray balls and have gone into concussion protocols.

My very good mail has it that Trac wasn't happy with this initial press release after his injury. It was too footy centric where he would have prefered a bit more sympathy towards the seriousness of the injury and that footy is taking a back seat whilst he concentrates on his health and the timeline will look after itself. This on top of everything else this year has led to leaks from his management, particularly wanting to play for a club with a bigger following so he can play in front of bigger crowds and set himself up more after footy. He's been alone with his thoughts for too long and not been around the club. He needs a cuddle and reassurance and we'll get him back on side. He will be held to his contract.

Can we get our forwards on the Jesse Hogan gym program? He is a unit

Effort was there. Just not good enough. Bloody frustrating though. - Lose to Carlton by a point - Lose to Brisbane by 5 points - Lose to GWS by 2 points

Lucky to be 50 points

Lever no left foot so handballs blind into the corridor

Bowey gets penalised for having better technique and getting to the ball first

Surprised Billings found his foot

Viney thinking he's Errol Gulden

[censored]!

Can someone release the helium from the commentary box?

This isn't on our defenders