Brownie

I've never seen anything like these umps. Amazing.

Lever got hit about three times when on the mark at the other end in front of the crows goals. Nothing happened. Did you just hear Breretons comments about how he never used to do cheap shots like that. Fmd

3 yellow Satans?

There is no such thing as incorrect disposal anymore.

Watch us stick up for our captain. Pfffft

Maggots !

The crows are cracking into him too.

So good!

Does he knows who's playing?

We'll win easily by 3 points.

Yep, you gotta wonder. I'm almost past the point of caring now. Bemused as to how these selections will work.

Who's our first? ?

We seem to be all about zoning rather than accountability for our opponent. Also that killer instinct to really rattle first year players / opponents.

I would suggest to fit within our existing systems, we put a big orange flag on one of our talls and always kick it to them. Always.

Maybe we can have a different sponsor next year. Kleenex or quilton - 10 softest moments. Depends - 10 crap your dacks moments with the best hospital passes to a team mate. Endless possibilities

Felt sorry for everyone that ventured out to watch that vomit live. ?

Tans? Surfing? It's not just Goody, I have no confidence in any of the coaches we have. At least we used to have Rawlings in our ranks. I was dumbfounded to see our last two weeks of gradual improvement completely dissolve. This was the first time I've ever found myself laughing out loud at our ineptitude. I never thought I would find this kind of performance funny but to me it was really just bizarre. Handballing to team mates standing still over and over again. Kicking directly to opponents so many times. Clarries grubbas along the ground. Might be worth a run with the Storm? Oscar watching a ball bounce 15m out directly in front and waiting for someone else to grab it. Tmac showing the agility of a prawn trawler. Watching packs of 4 or 5 port players running in waves with no-one in sight. Our forwards spilling simple marks. Those bombs into the forward line....still Continually going up in packs together with no-one staying down. Our kicking for goal. If I had to sum it up, we can sometimes play alright if we're skiing downhill. Then someone puts the blow torch on us, then we just melt like butter. It's not just skills that suffer, it seems like effort does from half of the team too. Our president said that making finals is a set kpi for us for this year. No excuses. Over to you Pres.

Lets hope Kennett lets his big mouth fly this week and Clarkson looks to fly the coop.

It's some of the best comedy blooper sport I've seen in years.

Pickett would look like a superstar if he was playing with Port tonight. We'll probably ruin him by mid season next year.

He's making swear words to show the guys. They'll think he's hillarious

Hey you seem to get a lot more points when its kicked between those two big white posts. Wtf?

Hey Melksham is out there. By himself

Oliver's kicking.......

Appears to be no need to review ANYTHING ANYTIME!