Deemented Are Go!

His head looks too small for his body.

Interesting comment from someone with your particular choice of pseudonym ?

Wow, just read up on the OODA loop - fascinating. Sounds good, let’s do it.

And replace Deeeeeerwayne? One can only hope.

That’s the spirit, FD!

So my buoyancy for the New Year has been healthy. In high spirits, I packed up the family for a day at the beach on a beautiful day. Frolicking in the water with my young twin daughters, building sandcastles, eating sandwiches and much merriment ensued. Then 3 boofhead blokes and their squeezes set up shop next to us. I noticed 2 of them were wearing Collingwood FC shorts. Then I realised with horror it was Adam ‘the list’ Trelaor, Daicos junior and some other knuckle dragger I couldn’t identify. Trelaor was playing the alpha male and generally being an a-Grade [censored] as the boys played some beach cricket and the girls spent time bronzing their bodies, giggling at the boys’ hilarities and taking selfies. ‘You’ve gotta be better than that’ yells Trelaor as his mate puts down a slips catch in the shallows. Clearly distracted, one of my girls did a wee on my foot. In a fluster, we decided it was home time. My attempts to fold up our new beach shade tent were nothing short of disastrous (how do you fold the bloody thing back into a circle is anyone’s guess). As I flailed and cursed, I could see the 3 boofheads guffawing and their WAGs giggling at me. It took every ounce of self control not to outburst at them by either making one of many CFC jokes or hurling rocks at them and blaming my 2.5 year old daughters. Trudging back to the car with unfolded tent and two cranky toddlers with sand up their bums had memories of Round 23 rising in my gullet like reflux from eating a Big Mac too quickly. Happy [censored] New Year everyone. May the Dees rise and the Pies remain in their deluded mediocrity. BLEUGHH

??? Is there an article or a press release or something?

Hahaha, gold! I read that post like 10 times to try and make sense of it - it hurts to read.

Got my renewed membership pack from my mother in law for Xmas today, bless her. I got J. Hunt on my card cos he’s grouse (and we share the surname). Perfect recurring gift ????

Anyone got a dot point summary of the interview? Thanks in advance!

We'll be the underdogs - it's a good thing

"Were you born stupid, or did you have to work on it?" "Where you come from is only steers and queers and I don't see no horns, boy"

Oh ok. Yeah, I dunno, just a bit of a nothing statement really

I'll say! It looks really creepy

You'll renew after 6 rounds.

I think it's a sarcastic gag.

Hilarious, the trash talk is real! Best decision I’ve made? Turn it up, Jackie Boy!

Second that motion! Can't let this under the radar. Who is the real @Baghdad Bob???

https://www.zerohanger.com/vfl-star-hunted-number-afl-clubs-16647/ looks like he might be hot property...

Definitely not. We gave him a second chance and he's flourished; he seems like a loyal bloke

Nev

Stuie

Who was that poster who disappeared that called everyone 'champ' to cringeworthy excess? ?

mmm possibly. In any case, isn't it great to see our little lunatic asylum being sourced in mainstream media?!