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"With Roos,wins at Geelong come in twos" Yeah, a bit lame and most Cats fans won't get it. I'll come up with something better later.

Okay my favourite moment from the game ( a part from Weidemans mark and goal in the first ) was definitely the passage where Gibson got the free on the wing, played on, got pinged, lost the ball to Duryea who got bundled over the boundary line.. I think it was the third quarter. It was BANG BANG hawks lose the ball under severe pressure. From us no less !!!!! That was when I dared to dream that we could win.

Not to mention the suppository of all information..............

Yes on Hogan. Definite yes on Ben Ken. Garletts been off the boil and when we brought Ben Ken back from a stint at Casey earlier on in the season, he played a very good game (cant remember the opponent ) Weed to stay for more experience.looking to the future. We can win this one !!!!!!

I remember Dempsey alright. A tremendous ruckman before anyone had the idea of third man up. Near unstoppable when he was on song. More mobile than Max in the sense of running style. Horrible what happened to him in that fire.

This was a Hawthorn member access game apparently which might explain it. That's what the hawks fans were saying during the week.

I was hoping to see a stack of Brazilian backsides doing the samba. I thought that was a certainty and would be the highlight of week one. Yeah no. Just some old Pole doing some nondescript hip shaking that you'd see at the bowling club. A real let down for the perverts and desperates !!!

Well, the good news for Hawks fans is there's plenty of snow up in the Alps so they can get a bit of skiing in. ha ha ha GAGF !!!!!!!!!!

Okay, I may have gone off half cocked with this prediction. Or perhaps I should make such calls on all our debutants.

Wow Biff, a Shakespeare sonnet no less !! You do impress !

Sad to see the pies go under !!! I feel Eddies pain.

I'm going the pre-emptive write off just to be cautious. Too thin too inexperienced too strong a connection to the filth. Not enough skills at ground level, poor peripheral vision. One of those will be right. I'm off to golf !!!

Hunt down every miserable Hawthorn supporting toad ........ Sorry," student " at my school and change the school song to " Grand old flag"

That troublesome turd can be flushed with a big bucket of boiling water too. A method I've found successful on more than one occasion. Would work well with the Essendon football club.

Dangerfield and Mitch Clark, plus their second rounder and that angry little s...t Caddy.

Nobody witnessed nuffin. Get it ??? Especially no one witnessed the Tigers playing footy last weekend. Nor will they this weekend.

That is a sh....t result for our west Aussie friends !!!!!

Billy's father gave us mature deees tragics something to cheer about. Here's a Stretch for the new millennium. Billy will be one out of the box. If he's as good as his dad ended up being........ Happy days !!!! Where are the sons of Jurrah, Jakovich, Grinter and Healy ??

How about "Fear and Loathing in Romsey" or perhaps a remake of Psycho ???

In: 3 competent umpires who don't make it up as they go along. Out: 15 nonsensical possessions across the full back line that lead to ,........ What exactly ???

Well at least I'll be able to say to my Collingwood , Essendon and Richmond supporting colleagues tomorrow, " good teams find a way to win" with only the slightest touch of irony. Winners are grinners people. Let's enjoy the win. Ps umpires are maggots and for them to appear to make a correct decision is a shock, like finding a $ 100. 00 note lying on the ground in Bourke St. Respect umpires ????? How about nooooooooooo !!!!!

If anyone's after a little light entertainment, go over to Richmond big footy. It's a real hoot !!!!

Am I mistaken in thinking that there was a goal kicking competition amongst the Melbourne players one year. Jacko and Gerrard Healy were close towards the end of the season and the players decided to kick the ball to Healy so Jacko wouldn't win. I'm pretty sure that's right. Can someone confirm ?

It was hard to watch that. So much vitriol to unload onto Mike Sheahan. Nonetheless it was compelling. Happy to see it but don't fancy watching it again.

North Mont Albert ????? Spare me Next thing, the good folk of Chadstone, having claimed they live in East Malvern will be want to call their suburb Hawthorn. It's only a matter of time. Pi55 off