pineapple dee

Where does one sign up for the blue rinse gigolo gig Moon ?? Since turning 50 I've paid more attention to the APIA ads and the older ladies at the golf club.

This young man will come and play for the dees INSHALLAH !!

They sell it alright but it's about double the cost.

So do we all. It's his most memorable attribute.

Let's not have any derogatory comments about pineapples thanks.

I was at a St Kilda game all those years ago and the Saints fans were making horrible comments about Billy. Why are people so unkind??? Did we ever make reference to anything sordid relating to St Kilda ???

A banana daiquiri will be fine.

BBO, do we both have to appear in the same room to dispel this particular myth??? If so you will have to buy me a drink too.

BBO and I are different beasts I assure you. I only aspire to a handful of BBO's proclivities and tendencies. We are as one in our love of the dees though.

Personally speaking GP, I couldn't give a rat's hat about your welfare.

You're a better man than me bitters. My wife would say the only thing that makes me a handyman is that I live in the same house. I am useful with left handed screwdrivers though.

Thanks Dr. That's not what the doctor ordered. I have just returned from Vietnam having been subjected to traditional music and singing that was just caterwauling. How aboot Mozart..... Or even Ian Drury.

Would you be quite a regular golfer Biff? I am but I'm having trouble currently with L.O.F.T. It's holding me back.

Pineapples are fine if they're not inserted in the wrong orifice.

I'll bet you he's got plenty of cash! If not he can sell his body( by the kilo)

Amaretto Di Saronno neat or in anything has health benefits. When I first took my wife to dinner, I brought some to the restaurant in an old paper bag. She should have seen the writing on the wall back then. And yet , we've been married all but 32 years. Go figure !!

I do concede my Japanese needs a bit of work.

CBF , " shoe kudai oh tet Sudai mas Ka ??????

Are the Nips really getting bigger????

And what about equal time for pineapples ? Another delicious tropical fruit.

How did this quote come to be allowed here. I just read about Cuban girls' thighs which piqued my interest then someone had to drag football into it. Back to google for me !!!

He will be put on an Asio hit list ..... Inshallah !!!!!!!!

. Okay, I'm haven a bad night. It won't happen again. Capisco bene. Sei Italiano??

Can I just say I still don't get ( not from want of trying ) Ps He who shall not be named got no votes in the brownlow last night. Am I banned from mentioning that ??

Rambling incoherence is my strong suit so maybe this is the thread for me!!!