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A likely story. ? | https://www.theage.com.au/sport/afl/no-surprises-likely-at-geelong-for-melbourne-s-max-gawn-20190327-p51809.html

Round Two Geelong v Melbourne Saturday, March 30, 7.25pm AEDT GMHBA Stadium 5.25pm: All gates open As an away match, Memberships can not be used to gain access to this game. Tickets can be purchased via Ticketmaster. Get Tickets Public transport GMHBA Stadium is located 450m from South Geelong train station, which is serviced by V/Line. For timetables, visit the V/Line website. Car parking Limited paid public parking is available within the Kardinia Park Precinct on event days, with parking available in the surrounding streets (council restrictions enforced in public streets). For the latest parking information, please visit the GMHBA Stadium website. Road closures To assist with public safety and access to the ground, Moorabool Street (from Fyans Street to Kilgour Street) will be closed to all traffic 90 minutes prior to the match. A single lane along Moorabool Street will be open to allow traffic to run north to south 15 minutes after the start of the first quarter and will remain in place until the start of the last quarter. The full road closure will then resume at approximately 9.45pm and will remain for up to 90 minutes post-game to allow patrons to exit the Stadium safely. TV times Melbourne: Channel 7 - 7.00pm + Fox Footy - 7.20pm Sydney: Fox Footy - 7.20pm Brisbane: Channel 7 - 6.00pm + Fox Footy - 6.20pm Adelaide: Fox Footy - 6.50pm Perth: Fox Footy - 4.20pm Tasmania: Channel 7 - 7.00pm + Fox Footy - 7.20pm Darwin: Channel 7 - 5.30pm + Fox Footy - 5.50pm For all other regions and radio info, refer to the AFL Broadcast Guide. Mobile app Live scores, stats and match highlights are available at the tap of a finger in the club's mobile app. Download it for iOS or Android. Social media Match hashtag: #AFLCatsDees Follow the club on Facebook, Twitter and Instagram for live match coverage and a behind-the-scenes insight into match day. The Casey Demons' VFL side will be taking on Geelong in a practice match earlier in the day in Werribee at Avalon Airport Oval. If you're making the trip to Geelong and have some time to spare, stop by and watch Casey play from 11.00am. REDEMPTION? by The Oracle How much should we be making out of Melbourne’s opening round loss on its home ground against an unfancied team from interstate in Port Adelaide? The game was barely over before the excuses were coming out that about the lack of preparation of the team, the fact that some players were playing injured or unfit and unable to handle the humidity and the heat, the team’s lack of run and spread, the lack of experience and having too many key players injured or (in the case of Steven May) suspended. The resort to excuses or reasons for failure should not sit well in light of the fact that it was not that long ago when Melbourne was being strongly touted as a top four team, if not a strong contender for the flag. There really will be no excuses this week with the game played at night (17 degrees and possible showers predicted), players returning from injury and big Maxy over the after effects of his minor skin surgery and the challenge of winning in Sleepy Hollow awaiting a team that will benefit from having the run of last week’s game out of its legs. In many ways this will be a game of redemption for both sides. The Cats will be looking to redeem themselves for their humiliating exit from last year’s final series when they were overpowered early by the enthusiastic Demons while Melbourne will be looking to redeem itself for last week’s crushing loss where it was made to look slow and without any focus up forward. In fact, it has been horrific in front of goal in its last two matches - no goals in the entire first half of the Preliminary Final and none in more than a quarter and a half at the end of last week’s game. The club will also be looking to redeem itself for that nightmare after-the-siren defeat late last year at at GMHBA Stadium which put paid to its efforts to finish in the top four before the finals. This week will be different with the long anticipated debut of Steven May who will no doubt be called upon to stop Tom Hawkins who was the match winner booting seven straight when the teams last met at this ground. The strength and aggression of the former Gold Coast skipper should certainly be significant after the limp efforts of the Demons’ key backs last week on the MCG. And speaking of skippers, one would hope that Melbourne co-captains Nathan Jones and Jack Viney will provide the sort of leadership that was sorely lacking last week and led to a diminished output from the rest of the midfield. I expect Max Gawn to stand up strong and proud and for a much better midfield which faces the quality of Patrick Dangerfield, Joel Selwood, Gary Ablett and Tim Kelly. In the end however, the team is coming from a long way back on the basis of its lethargic performance against Port Adelaide and I fear that they aren’t ready yet to redeem themselves in the hostile territory of GMHBA Stadium. Geelong by 10 points. THE GAME Geelong v Melbourne at GMHBA Stadium on Saturday 30 March 2019 at 7.25pm HEAD TO HEAD Overall Geelong 130 wins Melbourne 85 wins 2 draws At GMHBA Stadium Geelong 39 wins Melbourne 18 wins 1 draw The last five meetings Geelong 3 wins Melbourne 2 wins The Coaches Scott 3 wins Goodwin 1 win MEDIA TV - Fox Footy Channel 7 live RADIO - ABC Triple M 3AW LAST TIME THEY MET Melbourne 10.15.75 defeated Geelong 6.10.46 Elimination Final 2018 at the MCG It was happy days for the Demons as they booted the first five goals for the game to hammer home an advantage through Max Gawn’s ruck dominance over the inexperienced Ryan Abbo tt provided silver service to the midfield led by Clayton Oliver and Angus Brayshaw and full forward Sam Weideman delivered with three goals. Two quarters of inaccuracy in front of goal prevented a complete slaughter. THE TEAMS Round 2 Injury List: Harry Petty (foot) – Test Tim Smith (calf) – Test Jeff Garlett (shoulder) – 1 - 2 weeks Jordan Lewis (hamstring) – 2 - 3 weeks Aaron vandenBerg (foot) – 4 - 6 weeks Joel Smith (groin) – TBA Mitch Hannan (knee) – 6-10 weeks Jake Lever (knee) – 6-10 weeks Jay Kennedy Harris (knee) – 10-12 weeks Guy Walker (shoulder) – indefinite Aaron Nietschke (knee) – season

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Question is: Did Goody give Jack the votes?

He's back.

Salem our sole representative in both. ? | https://www.afl.com.au/news/2019-03-25/aflca-votes-round-one-star-dog-ports-fivegoal-hero-off-to-a-flyer MELBOURNE v PORT ADELAIDE 10 Justin Westhoff (PORT) 7 Travis Boak (PORT) 7 Tom Rockliff (PORT) 2 Scott Lycett (PORT) 2 Jack Watts (PORT) 1 Christian Salem (MELB) 1 Dan Houston (PORT) ? | https://www.melbournefc.com.au/news/2019-03-26/salem-earns-team-of-the-week-nod

Glory days THE TEAMS MELBOURNE B: Neville Jetta, Oscar McDonald, Jordan Lewis HB: Christian Salem, Sam Frost, Michael Hibberd C : Dom Tyson, Clayton Oliver, James Harmes HF: Jake Melksham, Tom McDonald, Angus Brayshaw F: Bayley Fritsch, Sam Weideman, Alex Neal-Bullen Foll: Max Gawn, Nathan Jones, Jack Viney I/C: Mitch Hannan, Christian Petracca, Charlie Spargo, Aaron vandenBerg Emg: Jay Kennedy Harris, Jayden Hunt, Joel Smith, Tim Smith In: Mitch Hannan, Jack Viney Out: Jay Kennedy Harris (omitted) Kent (AC joint) GEELONG B: Jake Kolodjashnij, Lachie Henderson, Tom Stewart HB: Jed Bews, Harry Taylor, Zach Tuohy C : Mark Blicavs, Joel Selwood, Cameron Guthrie HF: Sam Menegola, Gary Ablett, Tim Kelly F: Daniel Menzel, Tom Hawkins, Jordan Murdoch Foll: Ryan Abbott, Patrick Dangerfield, Mitch Duncan I/C: Jack Henry Mark O'Connor Brandan Parfitt Scott Selwood Emg: Lachie Fogarty, Quinton Narkle, Zac Smith, Jackson Thurlow No change

The official website hasn't updated from last week's listed session.

No fight from me but I will say that his two misses were extremely costly early when we could have put them away.

Don't shoot the messenger. https://www.heraldsun.com.au/sport/afl/teams/collingwood/collingwood-melbourne-essendon-under-pressure-ahead-of-round-2-as-they-look-to-put-season-back-on-track/news-story/e85cbe002143010f47c2391472239e8b The heat is on a host of highly-fancied sides heading into Round 2, as history shows teams that lose their first two games rarely make finals. Since 2010, 49 teams have made 0-2 starts to the season. Only three of those — or a measly 6.5 per cent — have finished in the top-eight at season’s end, being Collingwood (2018) and Sydney (2017 and 2014)

I noticed the slight limp pre-game too. He should not have been picked and the amount of game time actually played confirms that.

You can blame @Whispering_Jack too because he compiled them. I would have asked for a recount.