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We'll definitely be talking about our impotent forward line.

Imagine the Differential if these were all paid. Poor Doggies.

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Clarrie has a solid lead now … 137. Clayton Oliver 93. Christian Petracca 84. Max Gawn 65. Angus Brayshaw Steven May 52. Jack Viney 50. Ed Langdon 37. James Jordon 26. Luke Jackson 22. Jake Bowey 18. James Harmes 17. Kysaiah Pickett 15. Tom Sparrow 13. Ben Brown Bayley Fritsch 11. Alex Neal-Bullen 8. Tom McDonald 6. Sam Weideman 5. Jayden Hunt Jake Lever Harry Petty Charlie Spargo 3. Joel Smith 1. Christian Salem

Look at this team! How could they have possibly lost? MELBOURNE B: M Hibberd 14 S. May 1 J. Lever 8 HB: J. Hunt 29 H. Petty 35 C. Salem 3 C: A. Brayshaw 10 C. Petracca 5 J. Jordon 23 HF: J. Harmes 4 T. McDonald 25 A. Neal-Bullen 30 F: C. Spargo 9 S. Weideman 26 B. Fritsch 31 Foll: M. Gawn 11 C. Oliver 13 K. Pickett 36 I/C: L Jackson 6 E Langdon 15 T Rivers 24 T Sparrow 32 Sub: K Chandler 37 Emerg: O. Baker 33 M. Brown 38 J Melksham 18 IN: K. Chandler E. Langdon OUT: O. Baker (omitted) J. Melksham (omitted) COLLINGWOOD B: J. Noble 9 J. Roughead 23 B. Maynard 37 HB: I. Quaynor 3 D. Moore 30 C. Mayne 16 C: W. Hoskin-Elliott 32 S. Sidebottom 22 C. Poulter 27 HF: N. Murphy 28 D. Cameron 14 T. Bianco 8 F: J. De Goey 2 B. Mihocek 41 J. Elliott 5 Foll: M. Lynch 15 S. Pendlebury 10 J. Crisp 25 IC: J. Daicos 7 J. Madgen 44 B. McCreery 31 J. Thomas 24 Sub: J. Rantall 1 Emerg: C. Brown 17 M. Cox 46 T. Wilson 12 IN: B. McCreery C. Mayne OUT: C. Brown (omitted) B. Sier (jaw)

Melbourne v Sydney. City v City. Two top eight sides fighting for finals spots. Sydney having beaten the Demons in ten of their last twelve encounters. In what would turn out to be one of the most hotly contested games for the club in 2022, the physical damage to players was probably the deciding factor in the end. Once again, Melbourne lost Tom McDonald pre-game to a yet unspecified foot injury. More importantly was how much his work up the ground and bullocking influence in the pack scenario was missed. The side was already without Steven May and again that strong body and generalship in the backline was missing. At least a number of players were returning from their own bout of injury ... James Harmes, Ed Langdon and Christian Salem. The problem was, and obvious as the game progressed, is that they just weren’t quite right. Fair enough, given Ed is still carrying rib injury, Salem back with his exquisite skills, but just couldn’t get any penetration with his kicks, and Harmes, just unable to get involved to his usual standard. Then in an almost repeat of last week, Harry Petty gets a kick to the shin, in the first quarter and then a shoulder injury in the second, to go with his knee injury from last week. Christian Petracca looked much better this week, but still not his explosive self, and Bayley Fritsch is carrying a new knee bandage. Still, despite the appearance of the walking wounded, the Demons opened their account with a 5 goal to 1 first quarter. Their position was helped by inaccurate Sydney kicking, but the momentum swung heavily in the second as Sydney then piled on 5 goals to 2, to lead by 2 points at the major break. The fans are starting to get concerned when Melbourne lead by 5 goals early in the match, as the same situation occurred the previous week, only to see the side over-run. Melbourne regained the ascendancy in the third quarter, but could only score a single major while wasting opportunities by kicking 5 behinds. Still, they held Sydney to a paltry 2 behinds for the quarter to set up an exciting final term. Led by Max, the Demons looked threatening, but that was all it turned out to be…threatening as they managed just another single goal for the quarter while the Swans piled on 4 goals to run out eventual 12 point winners. Max had tried his hardest to get the side over the line with his incredible 6 contested marks but despite kicking 3 for the match, he missed a tight shot from only metres out in that final term which would have swung the game at the time. Even Bayley Fritsch couldn’t find any score from a “Bayley certainty” as well which would have done similarly at a critical time. Even with these misses it actually highlighted one of the major failings the side faced. Max and Bayley each kicked 3 goals, but the Browns in the forward line failed to score anything. Likewise the other small forwards weren’t contributing to the scoreboard, although Kozzy Pickett was responsible for creating score out of nothing for others at times. With a banged up backline, and a rag-tag forward line, the side once again lost the structure that has become part of the “Melbourne way”. Tomlinson isn’t May, Mitch Brown isn’t TMac and while these players are more than serviceable, when they are surrounded by a banged up group unable to display their best, then perhaps the result was not unexpected. What to do? Realistically, the cupboard is relatively bare. While May will return from concussion protocols, we can only hope Petty can get on the ground in a fit state. Weideman has obviously been sent to Casey for a long time, and the rumours suggest TMac may be out for an equally long time. The Browns up forward will probably get a reprieve due to the only realistic other forward we have on the list is Jacob Van Rooyen, but he is merely 19 and doesn’t need to be thrown to the wolves like Melbourne had to do in years gone. Jayden Hunt will be facing a stint at Casey as well. A 3 possession game just doesn’t come up to scratch, with Hibberd and Rivers available to take his place if needed. What the side needs is just a bit of a rest, and the 8 days to the next match will help. But what really needs to be found is a little bit of its mojo. A bit of flair and dash, that has simply been missing in the past weeks. While it is hard to produce that mojo when arms, legs, ribs, backs, feet, knees and heads are aching, the inspiration is there in the form of Max Gawn and Jack Viney, who just keep on keeping on despite all the bashing and banging that they suffer. Time to find that mojo again, and bang up Collingwood’s aspirations in front of a big crowd next week. MELBOURNE 5.1.31 7.1.43 8.6.54 9.7.61 SYDNEY SWANS 1.5.11 6.9.45 6.11.47 10.13.73 GOALS MELBOURNE Fritsch Gawn 3 Jackson Jordan Langdon SYDNEY SWANS McDonald Reid 3 Papley 2 Gulden Heeney BEST MELBOURNE Gawn Fritsch Viney Jordan Oliver Salem SYDNEY SWANS Reid Mills McDonald Parker Papley Heeney INJURIES MELBOURNE Tom McDonald (ankle soreness) replaced by Mitch Brown in the selected side Harry Petty (shin, shoulder) SYDNEY SWANS Colin O’Riordan (head knock) REPORTS MELBOURNE Nil SYDNEY SWANS Nil SUBSTITUTES MELBOURNE Toby Bedford (unused) SYDNEY SWANS Ben Ronke (replaced Colin O’Riordan) UMPIRES Nick Foot Matt Stevic Craig Fleer CROWD 32,753 at the MCG

The slippery surface of the MCG was a minor detail for the Casey Demons as they waltzed away from the Sydney Swans to record their tenth win on end in their Saturday afternoon curtain raiser. The Demons conceded the first goal of the game before recording the next three (two to Sam Weideman) to hold a 16 point lead at the first break before the Swans pegged that back to a mere three points at half time. Casey dominated the third term with four goals to nil and thereafter the Swans’ resistance dropped off with the Demons home in a canter to win by 39-points. Weideman is proving enigmatic. In between his six goals a few weeks ago against North Melbourne VFL and yesterday’s three-goal and 10-mark performance, he failed to have any impact at AFL level against Fremantle and yet Ben Brown’s poor form and the doubt on Tom McDonald’s ankle mandates that he be given another chance at the higher level. That would also be a consideration for Jacob Van Rooyen but he failed to trouble the scorers on his return from illness. Yet he used his body well and provided Majak Daw with a chop out in ruck duels. And of course, who ever heard of selecting a blond rookie key forward to play Collingwood on Queens Birthday? One player who would be a certainty to play against the Magpies is Trent Rivers (25 disposals, six marks) who was strong in defence all day. Both Oskar Baker and Luke Dunstan picked up 24 touches. Kade Chandler, Jake Melksham and Michael Hibberd were handy. Daniel Turner underlined his improvement - he is marking strongly and learning to ply the backman’s trade. Of the Casey listed players George Grey showed some touches of brilliance and kicked three goals. Jimmy Munro (23 disposals, 10 clearances) and defender Corey Ellison also continued his recent strong form of late. CASEY DEMONS 3.4.22 4.8.32 8.10.58 12.11.83 SYDNEY SWANS 1.0.6 4.5.29 4.8.32 6.8.44 Goals Casey Demons Grey Weideman 3 Buntine Chandler Laurie Moniz-Wakefield Steele White Sydney Swans Bell Collis Maguire McLean Roberts Warner Best Casey Demons Rivers Weideman Dunstan Ellison Grey Hibberd Turner Smith Munro Sydney Swans Clarke Taylor Sinclair Gould Bell McLean Statistics Oskar Baker 1 behind 13 kicks 11 handballs 24 disposals 8 marks 1 tackle 88 dream team points Matt Buntine 1 goal 7 kicks 3 handballs 10 disposals 2 marks 1 tackle 43 dream team points Jack Bell 1 behind 4 kicks 4 handballs 8 disposals 2 marks 1 tackle 3 hit outs 36 dream team points Kade Chandler 1 goal 10 kicks 8 handballs 18 disposals 8 marks 3 tackles 85 dream team points Majak Daw 4 kicks 3 handballs 7 disposals 3 marks 2 tackles 34 hit outs 63 dream team points Luke Dunstan 12 kicks 12 handballs 28 disposals 4 marks 1 tackle 73 dream team points Corey Ellison 10 kicks 5 handballs 15 disposals 5 marks 1 tackle 59 dream team points George Grey 3 goals 9 kicks 5 handballs 14 disposals 3 marks 2 tackles 66 dream team points Michael Hibberd 13 kicks 4 handballs 17 disposals 8 marks 69 dream team points Ryan Koo 3 kicks 4 handballs 7 disposals 1 tackles 21 dream team points Bailey Laurie 1 goal 8 kicks 6 handballs 14 disposals 3 marks 6 tackles 70 dream team points Judd McVee 9 kicks 5 handballs 14 disposals 3 marks 3 tackles 59 dream team points Jake Melksham 2 behinds 10 kicks 5 handballs 15 disposals 7 marks 64 dream team points Andy Moniz-Wakefield 1 goal 1 behinds 8 kicks 2 handballs 10 disposals 5 marks 1 tackle 55 dream team points James Munro 10 kicks 13 handballs 23 disposals 2 marks 5 tackles 73 dream team points Trent Rivers 18 kicks 7 handballs 25 disposals 6 marks 2 handballs 94 dream team points Deakyn Smith 8 kicks 4 handballs 12 disposals 2 marks 35 dream team points Roan Steele 1 goal 6 kicks 4 handballs 10 disposals 2 marks 2 tackles 43 dream team points Daniel Turner 11 kicks 2 handballs 13 disposals 6 marks 2 tackles 35 dream team points Jacob Van Rooyen 2 kicks 3 handballs 5 disposals 1 mark 4 tackles 4 hit outs 32 dream team points Mitch White 1 goal 2 behinds 15 kicks 4 handballs 19 disposals 5 marks 4 tackles 93 dream team points Sam Weideman 3 goals 1 behind 11 kicks 1 handball 12 disposals 10 marks 2 tackles 1 hit out 90 dream team points Taj Woewodin 6 kicks 4 handballs 10 disposals 4 marks 3 tackles 37 dream team points

Who comes in and who goes out?

Ugh …

Your votes please 6,5,4,3,2,1 …

Absolutely broke them.

Dissent gone out the window.

Doggies are not going to be playing finals this year based on the first 8 minutes of this match.

Hopefully he gets rewarded with a game soon.

Who are you tipping this week? Also what are the best results for the Demons?