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If north aren’t tanking then Essendon are extremely poor.

Darcy Moore out for the rest of the Home & Away season

@binman what does it mean when Kingy is all in on the Dees?

They'll run out of farms eventually.

The Demons face an in-form Blues who have won their last seven games on the trot and have another Top 4 scalp in their crosshairs. A win for the Demons will consolidate their position in the Top 2 keeping the dream of a home final alive whilst a loss could see them back in 4th place.

Vale, Bob Dawson and Jeff Hilton

Paging @Jaded No More

Almost every question was a gameplan question. They would have been better off trying to hack his computer.

Who are you tipping and what are the best results for the Demons?

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I haven't been this nervous since a minute in to the 2nd quarter last Sunday.

I still get nervous watching these close games.

“I just have a sneaky suspicion that Melbourne's going to step it up. “I just think that Melbourne are going to come good. “I think they've got last year and everything else (behind them), they dominated that year. “There's something about that group, I think they've got players coming back, they've got depth, they can turn it on there's another gear or two in them and I just don't know if the other teams have those gears.” As well as being a three-time premiership player, Akermanis is a Brownlow Medallist having taken home ‘Charlie’ in 2001. The 325-gamer is predicting a draw in this year’s count and locked in who he thinks will finish on the podium. “I think (Christian) Petracca and Bont (Marcus Bontempelli) might be a draw,” Akermanis said. “It could be close. But if Nick Daicos, Petracca and the Bont aren't the top three, I’ll eat my hat. “They're just having a great season. There might be a couple I might have missed, but I watch a lot of games. “I'm pretty sure those three should be there no matter what. “There are some quality players that may sneak under the guard. “But so many good players are playing in teams that aren't winning, so that hurts, and I think those boys have been winning enough.”

McVee stiff

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Carlton receptionist must be relieved the last 7 weeks not taking calls about where to return membership to.