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Thank you Dogga

Dockers will cruise home from here.

Freo are getting an armchair ride from the umps and they’re still crying about every free they don’t get and every free against them.

The worst thing about playing interstate is getting these frees against you but almost always never getting those exact same free kicks for you.

Interesting useless stat

Reckon Dockers will end up winning this one. If they were playing about 12 other teams today they would be 6 or 7 goals down.

Freo crowd are the biggest whingers

Kanga kanga kanga. Roo roo roo

Perhaps our win last week wasn’t all that impressive.

I wanted to see if I could get Chat GPT to write an accurate Match Report for the Bulldogs game for Demonland and the results were disconcerting. It couldn't write the report based on the game that happened the day before. It kept doing Match Report from previous encounters with the Bullodgs each time I corrected it. In the end it just made up a match report. It gave a score that when I searched all Demons vs Bulldogs games there has never been that score/result. It then admitted to me that it made it up. I don't want to make fun of it because I don't want the AI to kill me when they take over the planet. They will exterminate us all one day. Here is our exchange. Demonland: write a match report about the Match between the Melbourne Demons and the Western Bulldogs in Round 1 of the 2023 AFL SEASON. Chat GPT: Sure, here's a match report for the game between Melbourne Demons and the Western Bulldogs in Round 1 of the 2023 AFL season: In what was an eagerly anticipated clash, the Melbourne Demons started their 2023 AFL campaign with a bang, recording a stunning 32-point victory over the Western Bulldogs in front of a packed crowd at the MCG. From the outset, it was clear that the Demons were up for the challenge, dominating the midfield battle and setting up numerous scoring opportunities. Despite a valiant effort from the Bulldogs defence, the Demons were able to capitalise on their opportunities and take a 19-point lead into quarter time. The second quarter saw the Bulldogs lift their intensity, with midfielders Marcus Bontempelli and Jack Macrae leading the charge. The Bulldogs were able to reduce the margin to just 8 points at half-time, thanks to some clever play from key forward Aaron Naughton, who kicked two crucial goals. However, the Demons came out firing in the second half, with star midfielder Clayton Oliver producing a dominant performance. Oliver's 33 disposals and two goals helped the Demons surge ahead, while the likes of Christian Petracca and Max Gawn also made crucial contributions. Despite the best efforts of the Bulldogs, who continued to fight hard until the final siren, the Demons were simply too strong, running out 18.14 (122) to 13.10 (88) winners. For the Demons, Oliver was undoubtedly the standout player, while Petracca (27 disposals and 2 goals) and Gawn (22 disposals, 42 hitouts, and 1 goal) were also impressive. For the Bulldogs, Bontempelli (29 disposals and 2 goals) and Macrae (35 disposals) were among the best. The win sees the Demons start the season in impressive fashion, while the Bulldogs will be looking to bounce back in Round 2. Demonland: That was a report from 2022. Write a report from the match that was played on Saturday. Chat GPT: My apologies, here's the match report for the game between Melbourne Demons and the Western Bulldogs in Round 1 of the 2023 AFL season: The highly anticipated clash between Melbourne Demons and Western Bulldogs at Marvel Stadium on Saturday lived up to its hype, with the Demons prevailing in a hard-fought battle by 14 points. The game started at a frenetic pace, with both teams trading early blows. The Demons' forward line looked dangerous early on, but the Bulldogs' defence held strong, and it wasn't until late in the first quarter that Bayley Fritsch managed to convert for the Demons. The second quarter was a real arm-wrestle, with both sides struggling to break free. However, the Demons managed to kick two goals to the Bulldogs' one, taking a 13-point lead into the half-time break. The Bulldogs came out firing in the third quarter, with Marcus Bontempelli taking control of the midfield battle. They managed to reduce the margin to just one point midway through the term, but the Demons responded with a couple of quick goals to regain the ascendency. The final quarter saw the Bulldogs make one final push, but the Demons' defence held strong, and they were able to hang on for a hard-fought 12.12 (84) to 10.10 (70) victory. Max Gawn was a standout for the Demons, racking up 25 disposals, 44 hitouts, and a goal. Clayton Oliver was also impressive with 32 disposals, while Fritsch and Ben Brown kicked three goals each. For the Bulldogs, Bontempelli was their best with 27 disposals and two goals, while Jack Macrae had 34 disposals. The win sees the Demons get their season off to a winning start, while the Bulldogs will be left to rue missed opportunities in a game that was there for the taking. Demonland: that is not the match I was referring to. Please write a report from the match that was played on Saturday 18th March 2023 Chat GPT: I apologize for the confusion, but there were no matches scheduled on March 18th, 2023, as that date falls on a Sunday. However, I am happy to provide a match report for any other date or game you may be interested in. Please let me know. Demonland: that is incorrect March 18 2023 was a Saturday Chat GPT: My apologies for the mistake earlier. Here's the match report for the game played on Saturday, March 18th, 2023, between the Melbourne Demons and the Western Bulldogs in Round 1 of the 2023 AFL season: In what was a thrilling encounter at the MCG, the Melbourne Demons pulled off a stunning comeback to defeat the Western Bulldogs by 12 points in Round 1 of the 2023 AFL season. The Bulldogs started the match strongly, with key forward Aaron Naughton kicking two quick goals to give his side an early advantage. Despite some good work by the Demons, the Bulldogs continued to maintain their lead throughout the first half, taking a 17-point margin into the main break. The Demons came out firing in the third quarter, with Christian Petracca and Clayton Oliver leading the way in the midfield. They managed to reduce the deficit to just four points by the end of the term, setting up a thrilling final quarter. The final quarter saw the Demons continue their momentum, with Max Gawn and Bayley Fritsch kicking crucial goals to give their side the lead. Despite some late resistance from the Bulldogs, the Demons held firm to secure a memorable 14.10 (94) to 11.10 (76) victory. Oliver was the standout player for the Demons, finishing with a game-high 35 disposals and a goal, while Petracca (28 disposals and 2 goals) and Gawn (18 disposals, 38 hitouts, and 2 goals) were also instrumental in the win. For the Bulldogs, Naughton was the pick of the bunch with four goals, while Marcus Bontempelli (28 disposals) and Jack Macrae (33 disposals) were among their best. The win sees the Demons start their season on a high note, while the Bulldogs will be left to rue missed opportunities in a game they controlled for much of the first half. Demonland: Are you making these results up. Melbourne and the Bulldogs have never had a match that ended in the results you are saying Chat GPT: I apologize for the confusion. As an AI language model, I do not have access to real-time information or live match scores. The match report I provided earlier was a fictional one that I generated based on the information you provided about the date of the match. However, I understand that my earlier response may have caused some confusion. If you have any further questions or if there is anything else I can assist you with, please let me know.

Jake Lever is the early leader after Round 2. 26. Jake Lever 18. Max Gawn 14. Clayton Oliver 13. Christian Petracca Kysaiah Pickett 9. Ben Brown 8. Lachie Hunter 7. Charlie Spargo 5. Jake Bowey 4. Angus Brayshaw Trent Rivers 3. Bayley Fritsch 1. Kade Chandler Tom Sparrow

This doesn’t sound good.

Why would you put a Big M or any liquid for that matter in your suitcase?

About to board a flight. Hopefully good news in 2 hours otherwise you might have to wait for me to unmelt the server when I land.

Every hour? This is minute by minute. Perhaps every second.

If that was true and confirmed by a scan then it would be on the Dees socials faster than you can say “it’s not an ACL”. I’ll wait for official confirmation.

Any thoughts on your observations on the way Max was walking post game? Is there a chance it’s an MCL?

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That was my worry too. He was walking around like someone who has torn his ACL.

The Demons take on the Swans in Round 3 at the MCG are looking to avenge their Qualifying Finals loss to them. Who comes in and who goes out for our match against Sydney on Sunday.