Demonland

What's wrong with Lever and Melk?

The honeymoon is officially over. Now let's bank the win for 6 in a row.

There goes the record.

Where were you 60 mins ago. I go by train every week. Never had this issue. ?

Been in a bus for nearly 50 minutes and no where near the ground. Will probably miss Jonesy running through the banner. [Censored] you whoever runs the trains these days. Gutted.

Bad omens already have interrupted my normal pre match routine. Arrive at train station to find that replacement buses have been organised. Now stuck on a bus in traffic. MFCSS is ruining my life.

Growing up Jones.

All 18 coaches will participate in this year's Big Freeze. Great initiative. Well done to all the coaches.

We need to start a support group.

I think a Premiership is the only thing that will do it for me. I see the way we're playing and I know we can beat anyone but I'm so scarred by the past that I can't believe that we can be successful. It's all in my head. We were 60 points up last week and I was still thinking we could lose it despite what was actually happening. I need help.

Good because I took a leak while no-one was looking. ?

I've got to agree with Whispering. I don't mind peeking over the fence after a win but I have a bad feeling about premature congratulations.

Well, I of course won't say no to that. Even though I want born yet I'm still filthy we didn't win 6 in a row in the 50s.

You can fit that on one of these.

I'd be content with one flag in my lifetime.