Demonland

Brayshaw is having a mare.

Jack Viney loves a scrap.

What an awful quarter. I had hopes that we might turn the season around but even if we get a win tonight our season is over. We cannot match it with the middle of the road let alone finals teams.

Why do we not have any penetration in our snaps?

They're sticking every mark and we can't hold a thing.

Garlett has butter fingers.

TMac 2019 is a shell of TMac 2018.

The kick though.

Petracca's kick could go anywhere.

We will not play finals until we start converting from inside 50 entries.

Need to stop fumbling and start taking grabs in the forward line.

Melksham is on fire.

What is it with Queensland stadiums that have seats to fool people into thinking they're full.

Anyone on Demonland ever suggested we target Jack Martin?

Coast to coast action.

Harmesy's back in town.

Are we wearing the wrong studs? Slipping all over the place.

Carlton robbed by the umpiring today. 24 frees to 7.

Collingwood will win this by 5 or 6 goals now.

19 to 7 in favour of the Pies. Carlton up by 12. 19 mins into 3rd.

As long as we win Carlton winning isn't a bad thing. Come to think of it is not a bad thing if we lose either. If we don't make the finals we may as well take home number one pick.

Stats say it was 21 frees each.

Who's going to teach the old farts on this website how to use their smartphones?

As a frequent traveler to the Gold Coast the Rain predictions are never accurate. If there is a sun icon in the weather app even if it's accompanied by clouds or rain then you're in the clear. ?️?️?️ = ☀️