Please send in resumes. Well paying job, Travel oppurtunities.

I tell you what, rocking up to the G today and seeing the big screen showing the awe-inspiring move of Jamar at CHF filled me with a certain fire and passion that I had been lacking through the first 3 games.

Brad Miller, David Neitz, Russell Robertson, Mark Jamar, Colin Sylvia and Lynden Dunn. Best forward line ever!

Hi

My name is Ben Cousins

Im clean, fit and will work for base wagers.

Im clean, fit, can kick goals etc etc

Hi I am legally blind, asthmatic and most probably have homosexual tendences.

I reckon I would be 10 x better than the current forwards.

My forward defensive pressure would surpass Robbo's(granted a stray bunny rabbit that inadvertantly hopped onto the mcg would)

I also enjoy sharing my balls around unlike robbo.

My ability to let balls hit me on the chest instead of marking them is much less than Neita's.

Even though I have a man-purse I am confident I have more aggression than 105% of the current forward line.

Please contact me as soon as possible if I am required to FILL YOUR POSITION> mmmmmmmmm

My Demon forward set up

HF - Wonemarri Bate Davey

F - Maric Sylvia Dunn

Out with the old, in with the new

Midfielders don't move the ball fast, or well enough to play with your WB style forward line