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The 'I'm going to throw up' thread

Very Jaded
in Melbourne Demons

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I'm loving that a thread about spew (and other bodily functions) is getting such a workout.

No doubt we'll be breaking the all-time record for most users on Demonland in the next few days... if not hours.

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    The Book of Judd

    there you go hehe

    Lol, i see i now have the textbook for my new course

    OMG.........

    Have just remembered that i have an appt at 5pm, i can't leave the computer...

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    Yeah at 5:30 i'm going to meet my wife and then head to the telstra dome for the victory game.

    I will be near no computer or anything.

    It will kill me, last night was bad enough.

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    Yeah at 5:30 i'm going to meet my wife and then head to the telstra dome for the victory game.

    I will be near no computer or anything.

    It will kill me, last night was bad enough.

    if he get anncounced il streak across the ground at the dome with judd for dees on back , just so you know the news :lol:

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    Demonology has already cracked under the pressure. Several times.

    It's horrible.

    I even find myself on the "Bring CHRIS JUDD to Melbourne Football Club" Facebook group in an attempt to hear any news.

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    If chris judd was cocaine, i would be ben cousins.

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    Demonolgy is a nightmare at the moment

    Worst server ever

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    Demonology has officially melted. Its a shame - its a great site.

    Plus I need two completely independent sources of confirmation that Chris is on his way!!

    I haven't been more excited since we nailed the Ben Holland deal!!!

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    Demonology has officially melted. Its a shame - its a great site.

    Plus I need two completely independent sources of confirmation that Chris is on his way!!

    I haven't been more excited since we nailed the Ben Holland deal!!!

    It always goes down when big things are happening because it can only handle a certain number of users at once

    A touch annoying

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    I'd be the same had I been back in year 12 this year.

    Its the last thing I think about before I go to sleep, and the first thing I think about in the morning.

    I feel nauseous at most times during the day.

    -I'm the same, I have exams ATM, and i have to have judd free times where i force myself not to think about it at all and then i have cravings and turn on the TV, SEN and demonland at the same time

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