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alistair lynch is so the guy from blokesworld.

a bit astonished. it's just like it's not even the same team. this time last year, if neitz had half the half chances he's had today he'd have at least 4. when you're s-14 you're 3-14 and the rub of the green just doesn't go your way.

i just hope neita pulls something, would hate to watch us lose to the pies by 100 points in neita's 300th

 

New plan; instead of throwing my shoe at the TV, I will go to the game next week and throw my shoes at the Melbourne players to wake them up to the fact that their opponent is half-way down the ground.

What the hell is going on at this club? How can so many Sydney players be on their own, consistently, for 3 quarters.

Forget our kicking, marking, clearances etc etc... just man-up for the love of god. It's probably the easiest and first instruction you get when taking up the game at 3 years of age.

At least we're still going in hard at the contest, and Miller just snapped a goal around his body! :o

This is a joke.

The only thing I care about right now is what Nathan Carroll has done to his hair.

 
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And how jeff white is ruining my dream team


New plan; instead of throwing my shoe at the TV, I will go to the game next week and throw my shoes at the Melbourne players to wake them up to the fact that their opponent is half-way down the ground.

What the hell is going on at this club? How can so many Sydney players be on their own, consistently, for 3 quarters.

Forget our kicking, marking, clearances etc etc... just man-up for the love of god. It's probably the easiest and first instruction you get when taking up the game at 3 years of age.

At least we're still going in hard at the contest, and Miller just snapped a goal around his body! :o

have to say they are putting in, l reckon Neitz might be finished he looks slow and is dropping his marks

I have to laugh at the media frenzy surrounding Carlton and their apparent "Tanking"

I am pretty sure the reason Riley isn't getting questioned is because the media can actually see how [censored] we are!!!

Barracking for Melbourne has never (in my life) been so embarrassing! :(

Juice is going to be a great FF at least! But unless we get some midfielders who can deliver to him, then he will want to be traded in a few years!

Just a question..... How many times does Brad Green kick around his body without looking?!!!??

 

LMAO!!!!

Dwayne Russell is actually Captain Obvious!!!

3:45 to go in the 4th Qtr

"The difference in the skill levels is apparent"

No $hit Sherlock!!!!!

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This is a disgrace. It makes me angrier by the week.

Looking forward to R22 where I can cheer carlton to a well fought victory


is it wrong i just loudly celebrated the last 2 minutes?

Good last quarter by juice, good second half from chook on kirk i think it was about 12- 4 chooks way after kirk killed us early, miller was not bad in the last playing forward, holland got his 3rd and deserved it too,

nietz was out of sorts, he could not hold a mark today and why he passed from 50 min the third has me stuffed.

Jamar your career with melbourne is done.

Good last quarter by juice, good second half from chook on kirk i think it was about 12- 4 chooks way after kirk killed us early, miller was not bad in the last playing forward, holland got his 3rd and deserved it too,

nietz was out of sorts, he could not hold a mark today and why he passed from 50 min the third has me stuffed.

Jamar your career with melbourne is done.

Jamar and about 6 others

just got back from he game, live not far from ground...

well that was a terrible effort, No midfied, No man marking, No forwar pressure and absolutely no run anywhere on the ground.

i dont know how u go from being the best tackling team last year to the worst this year, but we ve done it...

some of the tackles were like girl slaps they just fell off so easily.

our skills are terrible, blokes like ward brown and buckley may need to be shown the drop punt cause a floater pass or a grubber makes it f@#kin hard to mark.

I ve defended miller upto now but i concede, he is nowhere need the standard required.

we are years off being anywhere near te top again.. id say 3-5years

major clear out, new coach and along road back....

Right now 'FOOTY SUX'

Just got back from the game...player analysis....it was a comedy from start to finish!!!!! Why bother!!!

Jones, Holland and Newton were really the only 3 I noticed!


just got back from he game, live not far from ground...

well that was a terrible effort, No midfied, No man marking, No forwar pressure and absolutely no run anywhere on the ground.

i dont know how u go from being the best tackling team last year to the worst this year, but we ve done it...

some of the tackles were like girl slaps they just fell off so easily.

our skills are terrible, blokes like ward brown and buckley may need to be shown the drop punt cause a floater pass or a grubber makes it f@#kin hard to mark.

I ve defended miller upto now but i concede, he is nowhere need the standard required.

we are years off being anywhere near te top again.. id say 3-5years

major clear out, new coach and along road back....

Right now 'FOOTY SUX'

Was that the master plan for our guys to lose weight so we can run all day and do the 'run and carry' style?

The funniest thing about this was that half the supporters could see what was happening from the very start of the season...

we are years off being anywhere near te top again.. id say 3-5years

major clear out, new coach and along road back....

Right now 'FOOTY SUX'

So sad but very true.

I I I I- We gotta face these obstacles and get back on the road, but not like the performance yesterday

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