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THE MONDAY KNEE JERK REACTION

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Media personality Titus O'Reily is one of us ... he's a Demon fan and his weekly AFL match reviews are concise and brutally funny.

The Monday Knee Jerk Reaction: Round One - Titus O'Reily | Don’t have faith in yourself

Here is his review of yesterday's game against the Saints:-

Melbourne (120) v St Kilda (107)

Last week, the Saints tried to get a chant going with a drum.

I believe it went like this ‘Knock knock? Who’s there? Owen. Owen who? Owen-Two.’

There’s nothing worse than buyer’s remorse.

After spending the GDP of a large European country in the off-season, they got a result they used to achieve for a third of the cost.

Max Gawn seemed to take it personally that Tom De Koning was on more money than him.

Gawn was angrier than a man who’s just discovered a wedding reception is booze free. And vegan.

De Koning looked like he was the older player, struggling to go with Max as the game went on.

For Demons fans, watching their team for the first time this year, despite the season starting several months ago, it was worth the wait. 

He does all the other games as well and he has a fantastic podcast called Sports Bizarre with Mick Molloy which I highly recommend.

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    Love Titus...

    'Owen Two' 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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