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PRESEASON TRAINING: Wednesday 25th February 2026

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4 hours ago, DistrACTION Jackson said:

Iā€™m Assuming because they want to

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    1 hour ago, NeveroddoreveN said:

    Max should get creative if he does in fact choose the activities for captains run.

    How about some Frisbee or lacrosse? Both would actually be transferable to footy, running, structure etc. Soccer is quite fun, so are bunch of other sports.

    Get creative Max, don't bore our players to tears, mix it up!

    Jousting?

    Gladiators?

    Crocodile wrestling?

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    2 hours ago, monoccular said:

    Jousting?

    Gladiators?

    Crocodile wrestling?

    Why not!? They look like they have more fun throwing tennis balls at each other. Anything but soccer.

    Brandy>soccer.

    I was jousting with my original post.

    We sucked last year, I put it all down to training with a round ball far too regularly! šŸ˜œ

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    On 25/02/2026 at 20:41, monoccular said:

    Jousting?

    Gladiators?

    Crocodile wrestling?

    Maybe Max and co could reenact Custer's last stand using interpretive dance.

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