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Cheeky bloody sandgropers

Bobby McKenzie
in Melbourne Demons

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I heard this one from an arrogant Eagles fan today. Referring to the possibility of Connolly coaching the Dees next year he said, "If Connolly can't rev up an 8 cylinder motor, he has no chance with a two stroke one." Naturally, I did not concur. (About the two stroke bit of course) We have a GOOD motor but we must be able to get all of its parts together for optimum performance. Nothing against Connolly as a person, but we can do so much better with the other possibilities. I am leaning a fair bit toward Mark Williams at the present. He must be doing something right at Sandy. Anyway, I thought I'd lighten up your day.

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    I heard this one from an arrogant Eagles fan today. Referring to the possibility of Connolly coaching the Dees next year he said, "If Connolly can't rev up an 8 cylinder motor, he has no chance with a two stroke one." Naturally, I did not concur. (About the two stroke bit of course) We have a GOOD motor but we must be able to get all of its parts together for optimum performance. Nothing against Connolly as a person, but we can do so much better with the other possibilities. I am leaning a fair bit toward Mark Williams at the present. He must be doing something right at Sandy. Anyway, I thought I'd lighten up your day.

    Arrogance does not equal intelligence. A great example of a mixed metaphor; the number of cylinders that a motor has is technically independent of the choice of two or four stroke.

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    Arrogance does not equal intelligence. A great example of a mixed metaphor; the number of cylinders that a motor has is technically independent of the choice of two or four stroke.

    Precisely. Large 10 cylinder two-strokes have been used in diesel locomotives since forever. Ships too.

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    Arrogance does not equal intelligence. A great example of a mixed metaphor; the number of cylinders that a motor has is technically independent of the choice of two or four stroke.

    Thanks for the technical info Undeeniable and Champ. I will pass these facts onto the arrogant one. Can't wait to see his face!

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    I heard this one from an arrogant Eagles fan today. Referring to the possibility of Connolly coaching the Dees next year he said, "If Connolly can't rev up an 8 cylinder motor, he has no chance with a two stroke one." Naturally, I did not concur. (About the two stroke bit of course) We have a GOOD motor but we must be able to get all of its parts together for optimum performance.

    Shoot me Bobby and others, but he is right. Our ticker is questionable. The sooner we accept this the soon we will act with purpose. I believe we are making baby steps, but our goal to be a powerful & feared club is still far from a reality.

    And NO to Mark Williams.

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    And NO to Mark Williams.

    Which one

    The one at sandy or Port Adelaide?

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