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The Magpie Maggot

Old Man Rivers
in Melbourne Demons

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yeah my dad and another bloke who sits in front of us did, i dont let them worry me, just mindless thugs

there was a fight in the AFL members just near the melbourne members between a pie and dees' supporter

There must of been 2 then cause i was in one as well and my misses wasnt with me. I worked this chocky-frog into a frenzy until he snapped on the final siren, then it was on. got seperated then he came at me again. unfortunatly mist robbos final goal due to self preservation but the look of shear anger on this blokes face was worth it. I didnt realise how much i hated them until i'd heard them cry like little babies all day. have to go and watch the tape to see what i mist. ps, dont write much so just like to say thanks to everyone and the future is looking alright. go dees

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    i just cant believe what a bunch of ignorant scum they are.

    a push in the back is a push in the back is a push in the back. the rule now is black and white (no pun intended). hands cannot go on the opposition players back. it is a terrible rule and i dont agree with it. but how stupid is rocca? the only one they missed all day was the one that should have been against robbo. thats 1 goal. they kicked 3 from free kicks. im not sure why they are whinging about the deliberate decisions. the first one was kicked along the boundary with no filth players in site, the aim was to kick it out of bounds. and the second went straight at the boundary even more deliberate. i couldnt believe the one they paid against holland/brock tho because he ran to it and only missed it by half a metre. and that 50 m penalty was a joke.

    i hate them more than ever after listening to them carry on all day and after hearing about joffas banner. what a waste of money d#$head

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    a push in the back is a push in the back is a push in the back.

    You lost me :P

    Make sure you don't go on their forums, all they are complaining about is the umpiring and their injuries. Oh and saying how weak and crap Melbourne and their supporters are.

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