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7 minutes ago, Satyriconhome said:

I love a good workshop, brainstorming, coming together in a collective headspace, creating synergy, creating a piece of work, aligning to same principles and all the rest...........

Saty's back. He's been missed.

Can't wait for his knowledgeable and insightful training reports.

I hope he still has the same affinity with the players.

 
34 minutes ago, tiers said:

Saty's back. He's been missed.

Can't wait for his knowledgeable and insightful training reports.

I hope he still has the same affinity with the players.

Unfortunately not, COVID [censored] all over my job, as discussed by Jake Melksham on an episode of Gus and Gawny, yes it was me who gave him the nickname Missile.

Had to make my job permanent and take on more to achieve the same remuneration, don't ask, so random days off are a thing of the past.

Still get the chance to chat to players at various functions etc, including the B&F

Does everybody realise there is only 15mins to go and Oliver hasn't been traded yet, what do we change the title of this thread to now, "Clickbaiters"

 
7 minutes ago, Satyriconhome said:

Unfortunately not, COVID [censored] all over my job, as discussed by Jake Melksham on an episode of Gus and Gawny, yes it was me who gave him the nickname Missile.

Had to make my job permanent and take on more to achieve the same remuneration, don't ask, so random days off are a thing of the past.

Still get the chance to chat to players at various functions etc, including the B&F

How close to retirement?


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