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8 hours ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

Was just taking the [censored]. There’s a poster on here who is angry that Luker didn’t start training earlier, instead of three days after he arrived in Melbourne. The cheek! He should’ve been at training as soon as his plane touched down, an Uber straight to training! Said poster then backed up his nonsensical assertion with the claim that the flight from Perth to Melb is only three hours. 

Just correcting myself here. Luker started training THE DAY AFTER ARRIVING IN MELBOURNE, not three days after arriving. Therefore a certain poster on here sounds even sillier than before. How on earth was he expected to attend an earlier training session (which would’ve been the captain’s run last Saturday) if he wasn’t even in Victoria?!!!

PS dontchya love it when you prove someone wrong then get the added bonus of proving them wronger?!?! 😅

 

If Luker and the footy club were fair dinkum, they could have had him sprinting up and down the aisle of the plane for three hours, lifting heavy luggage in and out of the overhead lockers and practising his goalkicking by punting those little bags of complimentary peanuts towards the dunny door.

42 minutes ago, Demonstone said:

If Luker and the footy club were fair dinkum, they could have had him sprinting up and down the aisle of the plane for three hours, lifting heavy luggage in and out of the overhead lockers and practising his goalkicking by punting those little bags of complimentary peanuts towards the dunny door.

Ahem!

'through'

Tsk.

 

That would present a problem if said door was closed, @Timothy Reddan-A'Blew.

If it was open, another problem may arise in the area of projectile retrieval.

You would also need to consider the kid's feelings.  He may not want to get his nuts wet.

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