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One Player to Rule Them All

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The world is changed

I feel it in the water.

I feel it in the earth.

I smell it in the air.

Much that once was is lost, for none now live who remember it.

It began with the recruitment of Petracca; Immortal, wisest and fairest of all beings. Seven picks were made between 2015-2018 -  all great miners and craftsmen. Two picks in 2019 gave us Jackson and Picket, who above else desire power. And they were led by their captain Gawn; tall smart and with a will to dominate.  For within these recruits was bound the strength and the will to beat every team.

Yet they were all of them deceived.

For there was another recruit.

Deep inside the MCG a star emerged. And into this recruit were poured every Demons fans’ misery of 50 years, their malice towards the opposition and their will to dominate.

One player to rule them all. 

The time will soon come when Clayton Oliver will shape the fortunes of all. 

[read in Cate Winslet voice]

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    6 minutes ago, illbarto said:

    He's alright isn't he!

    He is our most important player IMHO

    A superstar.

    If I wasn't past having any more kids, the next one would be called Clayton or Oliver - whether a boy or girl.

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