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Kane Cornes' Premiership Clock

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32 minutes ago, dieter said:

But, just asking, does it work?????????

dee-luded swears by it

......or you could just try copper magnetised bracelets

Edited by daisycutter

 

Kane i really don't know what your thinking about while your going for your morning runs, but F me Geelong are about to fall off a cliff and they are at 9 o'clock. They are either trying to win the flag or they aren't, why at 9 wouldn't they be at 11 or closer to Twelve? Unbelievable.

Bris, Carlton, Ess, Port, Syd, they are just looking to boost their listening number with this garbage.

Bris- Will fall back with the pack next year with a tougher draw, oh hang on a minute they will play Gold Coast twice again lol.

Ess- Will not be contending anytime soon with the flakey Midfield and Forward set up they have. Havent won a final in 16 years.

Carlton-  too dependant on Cripps in Midfield he gets injured they are foooked. Ruck division is weak, let's see if they win games when there season is still up for grabs not cheap wins when the pressure valve was released after sacking Bolton.

Port- will sack there coach in season next year they shouldn't be anywhere near 6 o'clock, best players all over 30.

Syd- This potential Daniher trade could put them out of business for a while, paying 2 players in your cap inexcess of 2 million with for the next 3 years has the potential to wipe them out.     

Papley just the start of the exodus.

Edited by Win4theAges

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