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2 minutes ago, Wolfturdo said:

 

Oh boy, we’re in 3 person split screen argument territory now. Two can play at that game!

 
8 minutes ago, layzie said:

 

Easiest job ever to be the host in these interviews. They just sit there looking like a dumbfu*k.

 
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1 minute ago, Wolfturdo said:

Easiest job ever to be the host in these interviews. They just sit there looking like a dumbfu*k.

You’d have to say so. They just sit back and get happy in the pants.


 
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1 minute ago, Wolfturdo said:

 

Oh for the love of god! That was absolute gold!

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That was also the longest, most self indulgent millionaire introduction monologue ever. Glad it backfired ?


On 8/21/2018 at 10:13 PM, Dee Zephyr said:

Thought I’d share this article here for a bit of a laugh. It’s a bit tense on the main footy boards today. This is one decent halftime spray from a coach.

https://apple.news/AUyxbvx8WQEyIHEcehp6qVw

That’s brutal! What an absolute dick head!

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2 minutes ago, Wolfturdo said:

That’s brutal! What an absolute dick head!

You’d love it if they revealed that it was an under 14s side!

1 minute ago, layzie said:

I’m sorry everyone but I have just done this: 

 

Oh no you didn’t!!!


3 minutes ago, Wolfturdo said:

 

What a nutball! I’m sure I’ve seen this before!

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2 minutes ago, Sadler said:

Wow it’s all happening in here!

Welcome to the thread Sadler! Feel free to contribute anything laughworthy! 

1 minute ago, layzie said:

Welcome to the thread Sadler! Feel free to contribute anything laughworthy! 

Awesome! Any guidelines or prerequisites for content? 


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Just now, Sadler said:

Awesome! Any guidelines or prerequisites for content? 

Nope, not really. Just make sure it’s funny!

I like to keep mine short and punchy but that’s not a rule. If you have a good 20 min Dave Chapelle clip you want to share, share it here! 

5 minutes ago, layzie said:

Nope, not really. Just make sure it’s funny!

I like to keep mine short and punchy but that’s not a rule. If you have a good 20 min Dave Chapelle clip you want to share, share it here! 

How about George Carlin? :)

 

 

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4 minutes ago, Sadler said:

How about George Carlin? :)

 

 

Especially George Carlin! 

 
7 hours ago, Wolfturdo said:

That’s brutal! What an absolute dick head!

I’m surprised he didn’t blow a valve.

6 hours ago, layzie said:

I’m sorry everyone but I have just done this: 

 

If a bit of ‘ Jerry, Jerry, Jerry’ doesn’t fire you up on game day, nothing will.


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