Reactions to Viney case: Bigger than Hollywood

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Disney have halted production of Star Wars sequels to organise the movie version of the Viney saga.

Liz Mullinar has almost finalised casting:

Rohan Atkinson will play Alexis Georgiou

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Robert Hughes will play Gleeson (subject to his release from holiday)

Elvis (circa 1971) will play Paul Roos

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Gollum will play Josh Mahoney

http://www.impactonline.co/features/1077-preciousss-serkis-reprises-gollum

The Leprechaun from The Simpsons will play Gill McLaughlin at Warnambool Races

http://simpsons.wikia.com/wiki/Leprechaun

Demos Roussos or Tony Mokbel will play Andrew Demetriou

As for the main guys, we need help.

The collision is too dangerous to be done be a stunt man, so they are just putting a live rabbit between 2 greyhounds.

As for Jack, look at this link.

Todd had to get Roland in to soften him up a bit.

http://www.aflphotos.com.au/galleries/results/?q=Max%20Viney

This can be done on a Napoleon Dynamite budget.

We just need actors for Jack, Lynch and a cameraman.

Neil Mitchell might even open his program with this.

No doubt he will jump on board tomorrow, insisting that the whole world do something symbolic akin to a black power fist pump before the game….

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Margaret and David are surely MFC supporters. Anyone want a pirated copy, just PM me and send me a blank beta tape.

Just need 2 actors and a camera(wo)man to take the pressure off the greyhounds.

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You're dead wrong.

I am.

Mr. Bean and Georgiou? I couldn't sleep last night.

And now I have a $equel with the appeal.

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I agree. Even though I've joined in the chorus of hysteria on the subject, I'm genuinely concerned that this entire saga might adversely affect the performance of the team just as it did a few year's ago when another Jack was victimised by a BS tribunal decision. He's never been the same ever since and we lost our momentum after beating Adelaide by more than 15 goals. Worse still, the alleged victim, a heavily concussed Mr. Dangerfield recovered to play in six days and kicked a suitcase load of goals.There's no justice in the world, we should all shut up, lie back in a supine position and think of England.

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I agree. Even though I've joined in the chorus of hysteria on the subject, I'm genuinely concerned that this entire saga might adversely affect the performance of the team just as it did a few year's ago when another Jack was victimised by a BS tribunal decision. He's never been the same ever since and we lost our momentum after beating Adelaide by more than 15 goals. Worse still, the alleged victim, a heavily concussed Mr. Dangerfield recovered to play in six days and kicked a suitcase load of goals.There's no justice in the world, we should all shut up, lie back in a supine position and think of England.

That's a good point, and one that I forgot about.

A neurological expert, like Webber or any other neurologist/neurosurgeon, might argue that concussive effects can accumulate and manifest down the track. Don't forget that some players in the past have missed the next week of footy even though they continued to play then and there.