In dark deep caves beneath snow covered alps in an unamed northern country there are scientists (mad, with flowing blonde locks) determined to improve every aspect of the MFC

A club with form (lack of) and heart (nonexistant) is so bad it is now a world wide major concern and in some areas considered to be a danger to world peace.

The cloning of clark programme (COCP) has had massive injections of cash from a very worried world bank, with no need for repayment if successful, if not it won't matter as the world will come to an untimely end

Clark has long been considered the only player of any ability, this was verified by the fact that he spent his formative years away from the MFC and hitherto has so far not been infected by the heart removing yellow streak disease so rampant among all who start their career with the red and blue

Once the speeded up cloning process has crawling 21 babies as a result, early 2013, the plan is to nappy yhem up and send them out.

Clark to Clark will be the cry from the deserted stands of the MCG, (along with a lone dog barking)

The up side is that we don't get to see the same shiite every week, as the nappies get loose and fall away we get 21 different shiites a game

Edited May 12, 201213 yr by lambtotheslaughter

Heart, not to mention smarts and courage. If only the MFC had gotten sucked into that tornado instead of Dorothy Gale

As a kid I actually came to school on dress up as your future career day as a Mad scientist. I say do it. We'll need some DNA from Mitch, but I can't imagine that should pose too much of a problem. I've got a friend who specialises in "acquiring" things from celebrities. His collection consists of a piece of gum chewed by Anna Kournakova and a towel Bruce Springsteen apparently mopped his sweaty brow with once so I'm pretty sure getting a piece of Mitch shouldn't be too much of a drama.

But still apparently Robert Walls says he is an overpaid 'good ordinary player'

He has been worth every cent.

I think he has been the only glimmer of hope for us for our entire season.

I'd say he probably is slightly overpaid but when a man's dying of dehydration in a desert he's likely to spend that little bit more than retail price for a glass of water.

Ribert walls just keeps repeating the same points over nad over.

Acid user meets Demonland.