Cheer Squad hosts wanted for each home game

We have been asked to find a couple of good people and offer them the easiest, funnest job in the world. You could be paid to come to the footy to cheer the Demons and encourage kids to also cheer for the Demons.

Your mission is to make sure that every kid who comes to a Melbourne game has the best day possible. We will kit you out in red and blue and deploy you in our Cheer Squad/Family Zone bay to make kids love the Dees.

We are seeking people with the following character traits:

• Fun and outgoing
  
• Approachable and willing to approach
  
• Great with kids
  
• Loud
  
• Prepared to cheer hard for the Demons
  

The role will require you to:

• Attend all MFC home games in Victoria and sit in the Cheer Squad/Family Zone area
  
• Greet families as they arrive in the Cheer Squad/Family Zone area
  
• Paint kids faces and give away merchandise such as flags and banners
  
• Cheer hard for the Demons and encourage other fans to cheer in a positive manner
  
• Work with cheer squad volunteers to make the area welcoming to new supporters
  
• Dress up in lots of red and blue (uniforms and ID will be provided)
  
• Be silly, crazy and happy
  

Please note: The applicant must hold a current working with children card or be prepared to apply for one. There would be a cost involed in gaining this card but naturally the skilled person would be paid well for their time at each home game. Please phone Brian for further details on 0403204320 or 94973227.

Cheer Squad hosts wanted for each home game

We have been asked to find a couple of good people and offer them the easiest, funnest job in the world. You could be paid to come to the footy to cheer the Demons and encourage kids to also cheer for the Demons.

Your mission is to make sure that every kid who comes to a Melbourne game has the best day possible. We will kit you out in red and blue and deploy you in our Cheer Squad/Family Zone bay to make kids love the Dees.

We are seeking people with the following character traits:

• Fun and outgoing
  
• Approachable and willing to approach
  
• Great with kids
  
• Loud
  
• Prepared to cheer hard for the Demons
  

The role will require you to:

• Attend all MFC home games in Victoria and sit in the Cheer Squad/Family Zone area
  
• Greet families as they arrive in the Cheer Squad/Family Zone area
  
• Paint kids faces and give away merchandise such as flags and banners
  
• Cheer hard for the Demons and encourage other fans to cheer in a positive manner
  
• Work with cheer squad volunteers to make the area welcoming to new supporters
  
• Dress up in lots of red and blue (uniforms and ID will be provided)
  
• Be silly, crazy and happy
  

Please note: The applicant must hold a current working with children card or be prepared to apply for one. There would be a cost involed in gaining this card but naturally the skilled person would be paid well for their time at each home game. Please phone Brian for further details on 0403204320 or 94973227.

'Rhino Richards', you could dress him up like Ronald McDonald.

'Rhino Richards', you could dress him up like Ronald McDonald.

Imagine all of the characters that post here and the different roles they could have in the cheer squad

You could have:

• Grammer nazis. "I say there not their!!!" Slap!
  
• Player surname spelling guardians. "There is only one R in Trengove you young fool! "Gimme 20!"
  
• Over analysers that comment all game about the tiny intricacies of what the assistant coaches must have been thinking the night before as they prepared for the game
  
• Opinionaters that not only tell the kids that they are wrong but let them know they should also not speak untill they are prepared to offer meaningfull and precise dialogue
  

Any more?

Imagine all of the characters that post here and the different roles they could have in the cheer squad

You could have:

• Grammer nazis. "I say there not their!!!" Slap!
  
• Player surname spelling guardians. "There is only one R in Trengove you young fool! "Gimme 20!"
  
• Over analysers that comment all game about the tiny intricacies of what the assistant coaches must have been thinking the night before as they prepared for the game
  
• Opinionaters that not only tell the kids that they are wrong but let them know they should also not speak untill they are prepared to offer meaningfull and precise dialogue
  

Any more?

Absolute Gold

Admonishing a kid for actually not agreeing with the opinion given, utilsing 'spud' 'tryhard' or some other personal insult that will scar the child for life

Admonishing a kid for actually enjoying the game

Scarring the kids for life through the use of repeated expletives when Morton shirks a contest

Imagine all of the characters that post here and the different roles they could have in the cheer squad

You could have:

• Grammer nazis. "I say there not their!!!" Slap!
  
• Player surname spelling guardians. "There is only one R in Trengove you young fool! "Gimme 20!"
  
• Over analysers that comment all game about the tiny intricacies of what the assistant coaches must have been thinking the night before as they prepared for the game
  
• Opinionaters that not only tell the kids that they are wrong but let them know they should also not speak untill they are prepared to offer meaningfull and precise dialogue
  

Any more?

If Why You Little signs up, expect Rhino Richards sitting one seat behind him looking for an opportunity to counter anything that he says to the kids to prove that he is smarter.

If Why You Little signs up, expect Rhino Richards sitting one seat behind him looking for an opportunity to counter anything that he says to the kids to prove that he is smarter.

Like that Spinster Aunty who tries to force feed you when you refuse to eat something. Chunky, solid & silver haired & backed. RIP...

Edited February 10, 201214 yr by dee-luded