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My 3 word player analysis V The Beagles

joeboy
in Melbourne Demons

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Jones - same old same

Bartram - abysmal skill execution

Watts - not enough involvement

Frawley - arrogant and prolific

Trengove - couldn't shake tag

Morton - junk time stats

Sylvia - rarely looked interested

Mckenzie - what we expected

Dunn - five minute game

Petterd - impressive 4 quarters

Garland - sharp and impressive

Moloney - great third quarter

Rivers - was rarely outpointed

Macdonald - gave excellent drive

Scully - little to enthuse

Martin - outpointed resting ruckman

Tapscott - was frustratingly loose

Davey - lost the magic

Howe - continues to impress

Jamar - regularly outpalmed Cox

Blease - played with confidence

Nicholson - impressed when subbed

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    Jones - kick and pray

    Bartram - determined but wasteful

    Watts - presented yet ignored

    Frawley - stable, not solid

    Trengove - consistent but tagged

    Morton - Delist him yesterday!

    Sylvia - Money talks, [censored]....

    Mckenzie - Old School Grunt

    Dunn - Expect anything more?

    Petterd - Keep it up!

    Garland - The unofficial general

    Moloney - One Quarter highlights

    Rivers - Fist of Fury!!

    Macdonald - Defensive? Yes...Skills....?

    Scully - Passenger. Fleeting impact

    Martin - Just outta sync.

    Tapscott - Still finding role

    Davey - See Colin Sylvia

    Howe - Highlights and work-ethic

    Jamar - Impressive ruckmans game

    Blease - Love the Run!

    Nicholson - See Sam Blease

    Todd Viney - Drag Cale Morton!!!

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    Bartram - Horrendous ball use

    Frawley - OK. Low intensity.

    Rivers - provided good rebound

    Blease - showed real promise

    Garland - no left foot

    Tappy - senior guidance required

    Davey - still no impact

    Moloney - influential in patches

    Scully - rarely sighted. Disappointing

    Howe - contiuous brilliant efforts

    Watts - worked hard. Tried.

    Petterd - high work-rate/initiative

    Dunn - showed real desire 

    Jamar - Tried hard. Beaten

    Morton - FFS

    Martin - good early. OK

    Sylvia - what's going on?

    Trengove - always works hard

    Jones - worked within limitations

    McKenzie - grunt, poor disposal

    McDonald - required mongrel provided

    Nicho - little opportunity. OK

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    Sylvia - VFL reserves beckon

    Dunn - Impressive falling over

    Moloney - One quarter man

    Morton - Junk time king

    Davey - next to nothing

    Scully - nothing plus one

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    Jones - hard under again

    Bartram - let forwards kick

    Watts - tough at FF

    Frawley - really strong game

    Trengove - tags hurting him

    Morton - please find confidence

    Sylvia - whats wrong mate?

    Mckenzie - good strong game

    Dunn - needs forward tag

    Petterd - great since drop

    Garland - another strong game

    Moloney - little form drop

    Rivers - great 3rd tall

    Macdonald - glad he's back (for the record I dont like him though...)

    Scully - weight on shoulders

    Martin - had better games

    Tapscott - unsure of role

    Davey - couple more games

    Howe - very sharp improvement

    Jamar - regularly outpalmed Cox

    Blease - played with confidence

    Nicholson - impressed when subbed

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