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Early 2011 Mid Season Review

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Wins v Losses

1 Draw, 5 losses, 3 wins

Sydney : outscored them 7 goals to 4 from half time to gain come away with a draw. Half time rating 3/10, Overall game rating 6/10

Hawthorn: Up by 5 goals at half time interestingly flogs had 15 scoring shots to 10 at half time. Half time rating 7/10, Overall rating 2/10

Lions: Win with 6 to 4 goal second half, First quarter shocker 1 goal 1 point. Half time 2/10, Overall 5/10

Suns: Win by 90 points outscored in 3rd quarter by a couple of points. Half time rating 5/10 overall 6/10

Eagles: First quarter abysmal 2 points worse there has been uncompetitive looked like they were on holiday. Halftime rating 0/10, overall 1/10 for Jamar alone.

Crows: Average first half dominant 2nd half sore first sign of a working press. Halftime rating 5/10, Overall 8/10

North: Great first quarter capitulated from there. Halftime 5/10, overall 2/10

Saints: In touch but lacked class to take it to next level. Half time 4/10 overall 4/10

Carlton: Injury decimated lacked class in touch surprisingly at half time. Half time 3/10 overall 3/10

Mid Season Half time Rating: 4/10

mid season Overall rating: 5/10

Edit: Clearly an attempt of humour fell upon deaf ears. Has been edited to reflect absolutely conformity. I will cordially take it

upon myself to receive the public flogging I so richly deserve.

Edited by Diablo Deemon

 

In my opinion, your post would be a lot better without the childish names for our opposition.

I find it cringeworthy.

^ Agree.

Watts and Garland deserve more mention than Jamar for the West Coast game.

 

In my opinion, your post would be a lot better without the childish names for our opposition.

I find it cringeworthy.

Totally agree. If nothing else it would be more readable without having to figure out who you're talking about each match.

However, the ratings seem to be quite fair.


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