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My 3 word player analysis V The Scum

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No-one can justify dropping players if they aren't dropping Bennell and Jetta too. THey were usuless.

Here are a few 3 worders

Jones-Had pathetic awareness

Cheney- a shocking kick

Miller- Surprisingly pretty good

Frawley- A solid performance

Moloney- Our best midfielder (mostly because he can hit a bloody target)

Davey - missed many tackles

Morton- Hesitant as always

Rivers- still best defender

Martin- is always good (should never have been dropped)

[censored] freak. Are you feeling ok?

 
""Garland's injury worries me. It's the same bone that's kept Egan out for 3 years.""

Saw Col before the game, he wasnt wearing a "moon boot" on his foot - just dress shoes to go with his suit. Knowing what I know about foot/ankle injuries (2 broken ankles & 2 reco's), Im guessing it aint as bad as Egan's as if it was he would be in a moon boot to protect it.

It's not as bad, but potentially could be if not managed correctly.

Egan's troubles occured when returning too early, resulting in a worse fracture.

Bruce turned over every possession.

Martin and Green easily our best players.

Brock McLean is looking like an amateur.

Completely agree. I normally love watching Brock go about his business, but so far this year has been completely average. Almost looks like he is playing injured.

 
We should have been up by 3 goals at half time and that made all the diff..... Missed crucial goals and didnt turn up after half time..... We need to mstop play touch footy at training and learn how to bepressure the ball carriers.

Bruce - 30 meaningless touches (missed a crucial goal form 45m out with no pressure which would have made all the diff)

agree - i remember thinking that miss was gonna wreck our confidence - we really need Bruce and McDonald to take their chances. Young fellas need leaders who take chances given to them. also Miller played the best quarter of his career..

Typical Sylvia when he contested for a mark and then ran across the boundary, leaving the ball sitting a metre in play for a Collingwood player to take, unopposed.


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