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"Jones, leans back they are still alive"- Bruce mcavaney

One of my favorite commentary quote by bruce really gets me pumped up when i here it.

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    "Phwoarr" - David Schwarz

    "Ahhhhhhh" - David Schwarz

    "Ooohhhhh" - David Schwarz

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    Any of the famous Cometti-isms

    -Barlow to Bateman, the Hawks are attacking alphabetically.

    -Yze has the ball now; good footballer, terrible Scrabble hand.

    etc

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    How about his "In the first half melbourne were like one of those nervous African dictators, always taking a different route home"

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    How about his "In the first half melbourne were like one of those nervous African dictators, always taking a different route home"

    Yes that got me smiling-Commetti is a verbal Genius, so wasted at ch 7

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    not commentary, but brock mcclean.

    i'd like to thank my parents in life esspecially my mum and dad lol

    one from dennis cometti

    (jones' feet out of bounds but still holding the ball which is still in)

    jones on the back flank dodges twisting and turning acting like hes a waiter serving room serves.

    ^

    now thats gold

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