Robot Devil

46 minutes ago, The Stigga said:

Have we had to give up the name Melbourne?

So we're now the Red Bull Demons?

Or Melbourne Red Bulls?

Melbournia Toro Rosso. 

GOT IT WHEN IT WAS MOST NEEDED!  (Not Corona virus - no one needs that)

It was sweet beating the Cats first up, but by God knocking out Hawthorn was equally as good.

MELBOURNE FANS, BREATHE IT IN! (Not the Corona virus, don’t breathe that in)

1. All opposition teams
2. Specific opposition players (these generally vary, but there are a few constants)
3. Opposition supporters
4. Umpires
5. The Football “Media”
6. Andy Maher

I also carry a fair amount of self loathing. So it’s all encompassing. 

15 hours ago, dworship said:

Yes and you did, so how did you not see Viney starting to smile as they cut away?

That smile at the end was the most unsettling part of all.
He seemed relieved enough that he had remembered the answer he had been practicing but the it was the look of a man who had just eaten half a [censored] sandwich and then handed the rest on to his successor. 

We all see what we want to see..... but watch this video and tell me Viney is not severely [censored] off. 
 

https://watch.thewest.com.au/show/pub-109975

I know Mitch Brown can back-up ruck. 
Any thoughts on whether he could be the main man in a pinch?

“Got up today, what a day, thanks a million.

I spent too much time wondering why I got an opinion, yeah.

I know you wanna try and get away,

But it’s the hardest thing you’ll ever know.”

Richard III - Supergrass

On 11/9/2019 at 12:57 PM, Kumamoto_Ken said:

Carlton there as well...has a rumble been arranged?

I see it unfolding somewhat like this...

28 minutes ago, monoccular said:

Not just odd - unique.

Are the naysayers away this week?

Most likely saving their best material for National Draft night. 

8 minutes ago, dazzledavey36 said:

I just turned to the Mrs and said that this was Geelongs last chance at a tilt.

Geelong are finished 

 

I hope you’re right, but Geelong are like herpes, they just won’t go away. 

* I don’t have herpes. 

20 minutes ago, Ethan Tremblay said:

Hipwood you gangly alien baby giraffe!!

Hipwood goal celebration =

2 minutes ago, jane02 said:

Who did Hawkins hit?

Schofield, I think...

6 minutes ago, Roger Mellie said:

Ablett stank

Jingle bells, Ablett smells

Selwood ducked his head

Dangerfield whinged and squealed

Hawkins laid an egg.

*I’ll see myself out. 

And I am outta here...

See you next season.

1 minute ago, Lord Nev said:

Where's Oliver? Please don't tell me he's injured.

He’s there.  He’s just decided it’s better for his career to stay away from the ball. 

Here’s the club video for Chandler’s debut for those interested. 

No candid cameras or teary phone calls to Mum, just a neat interview. 

Is this really a dangerous tackle?

It wasn’t both arms pinned and whilst he did take him to ground it seemed more momentum than a slam tackle.

Our goal kicking is still awful but at least we seem to have cleaned up some of our turnovers and upped the pressure on the opposition. 

Is it just me or is Lever’s field kicking a shadow of what it was?

9 minutes ago, dazzledavey36 said:

Jesus whatever happaned to Freak?

Anyone seen @Petraccattack?

Holy [censored], i went to tag his username but it never came up? Has he changed his username again??

Try the username @What

So close but a million miles away. 

Umpires were terrible both ways. Some of their decisions were mystifying.

Be interesting to see if Caro and Barrett think Collingwood “over celebrated” at the end.

de Goey looked like he was doing Riverdance when the siren went and there were more Collingwood jumpers dry humping than in a Centrelink queue. 

25 minutes ago, Superunknown said:

Who's this Bruce Gibbs fella?

A code hopper like Israel Folau or Karmichael Hunt (only older). 

Forget the ice baths... they would have to get a Le Tan sponsorship and dip him into a 44 gallon drum of sunscreen any time he was in QLD or he would be burnt to a crisp. 

P.S. I’m a ranga too so you know it’s true.