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The heart beats true

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  1. This. I literally can’t believe the revisionist history that’s going on.
  2. I still have PTSD from the Taylor Swift situation. That was 3 days I’m never getting back, followed by a traumatic conversation with my 10 year old niece. Worst. Uncle. Ever.
  3. Jesus wept. I love how the AFL knows what a junkie I am and increasingly jacks up the price for a fix.
  4. Luci, you’re a legend. 👍 All sorted. Now I just have to actually get the tickets!
  5. Roger that. When I log into my membership info it’s just my barcode, so I’ll have to collect my Parents and Nephews info. I got my email hours ago, but they are both claiming they have nothing yet.
  6. We all are. Looks like priority one seats are $96! I assume for that money I get a half time foot massage from Andrew Dillon (including lots of eye contact)?
  7. Ok, thanks. I’ll try and get everyone’s barcodes and hope like hell Ticketmaster doesn’t make it hard 👍
  8. So, if I’m looking to buy tickets for 4 members, I need to have all their barcodes?
  9. It’s all emotion, which makes it difficult when they shank one of their own like Rohan Smith. I reckon the dogs are cooked.
  10. Carlton fans don’t understand the rules. It’s almost like they haven’t watched any footy for 20 years.
  11. I’m so appreciative of this team. Nothing to play for, everything going against us, and we just refused to give up. I’m so proud to be a Melbourne supporter. This is the best team I’ve ever seen.
  12. I’m having such a good time watching this. We are so committed.
  13. Honestly, how could you not love this.
  14. I just said to my TV ‘youse are class Melbourne’. Honestly this team is just hyper competitive.
  15. You missed Goodwin 🤪
  16. Everything going against us. Still fighting back. Gees I love this team.
  17. That is a sensational tackle from Nibbla
  18. I have a huge amount of respect for Jake Melksham.
  19. This has the stench of the AFL doing everything they can to get a final played in Sydney.
  20. ARC now taking 2 minutes to make a decision. 🤬
  21. I like this from Adelaide. Don’t give the AFL an easy out.
  22. I’m genuinely shocked that twice tonight people have used that word on this forum. I expect better.
  23. Ted Clohesy. First gamer for Geelong.
  24. Jon Ralph is very confidently reporting we’ll play Thursday night. If we get a concussion tomorrow I will literally riot Monday morning at AFL HQ.
  25. Job Watson sounds like he’s auditioning for a finals gig. Lots of metaphors and explaining the obvious.

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